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Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs]
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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Pedophiles, yeah. They're just at home, going,"I can't believe this is on NBC. This...

Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs] They're just at home, going,
"I can't believe this is on NBC. This is..." "This is wild." "No more dark web for Bobby!" [laughs] Yeah. They're like,
"Next up, men's basketball." Like, "Boo! No. More boys."

Full Transcript

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Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs]
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They're just at home, going, "I can't believe this is on NBC. This is..."
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"This is wild."
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"No more dark web for Bobby!"
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[laughs] Yeah. They're like, "Next up, men's basketball."
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Like, "Boo! No. More boys."
Duration
18 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:30
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I wanna see-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I w...
[audience laughs and groans] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[audience laughs and groans]
I just want to hear the announcer go, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:17
I just want to hear the announcer go,
I like when they mess up at the end too. That's my favorite. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I like when they mess up at the end too. That's my favo...
The part nobody cares about. You know? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
The part nobody cares about. You know?
If I tell you, "Picture gymnastics in your head," - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
If I tell you, "Picture gymnastics in your head,"
And that's the part that ruins it? Oh, that's so funny to me. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
And that's the part that ruins it? Oh, that's so f...
When they're up there and most of the way through, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
When they're up there and most of the way through,
You could be like, "Not a single broken bag today." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You could be like, "Not a single broken bag today."...
If you're a lawyer, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
If you're a lawyer,
And, uh, they're up there too, doing all their flips, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
And, uh, they're up there too, doing all their flips,
"I'm crushing this. I'm gonna win Olympic gold. This is a ten-point-oh." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:12
"I'm crushing this. I'm gonna win Olympic gol...
"Fuck!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
"Fuck!"
They just wanna cry. We're like, "Ah! Do the hands first." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
They just wanna cry. We're like, "Ah! Do the hands...
Yeah, we're all at home, going, "You fucking bitch." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Yeah, we're all at home, going, "You fucking bitch...
[audience applauds] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:14
[audience applauds]
Here's how I do it. Here's how I stay away from negative shit and stay positive. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Here's how I do it. Here's how I stay away from ne...
I-- For the last five years, I have not read or watched the news. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I-- For the last five years, I have not read or watched the ...
I know this is a fucking news town, but you really-- It doesn't do you-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:15
I know this is a fucking news town, but you really-- It does...
People are like, "You gotta stay informed." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
People are like, "You gotta stay informed."