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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

She asked about the trans-- And I-- I saw a trap when I saw one.I recognized it

She asked about the trans-- And I-- I saw a trap when I saw one.
I recognized it

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She asked about the trans--
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And I-- I saw a trap when I saw one. I recognized it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
69
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:22
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
I was like, "I feel the same way everybody feels." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:20
I was like, "I feel the same way everybody feels."
This is a fake story with fake anger from being on the news too much. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
This is a fake story with fake anger from being on the news ...
Do you know how many steps removed I am from caring about female amateur aquatics? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Do you know how many steps removed I am from caring about fe...
Bro, I don't follow soccer, the number one sport in the world. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Bro, I don't follow soccer, the number one sport in the...
People are like, "But she's cheating!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
People are like, "But she's cheating!"
[chuckles] And people who care, ask them. They're like, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[chuckles] And people who care, ask them. They're like,
What was the old record you hold so dear - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
What was the old record you hold so dear
If that made you mad, look inwards, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
If that made you mad, look inwards,
I'm not saying it doesn't matter to anybody, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
I'm not saying it doesn't matter to anybody,
Which you don't, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Which you don't,
Can you swim fast? "Yeah, I can swim really fast." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Can you swim fast? "Yeah, I can swim really fast."
"What do you mean? I was just gonna swim like that. Like, no? That's the best way." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
"What do you mean? I was just gonna swim like that. Lik...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:13
[chuckles]
Guys, when I have-- When I sometimes I go out for spicy food, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Guys, when I have-- When I sometimes I go out for spicy food...
Yeah. Sometimes just a few drops, you know? And then sometimes it's a lot. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Yeah. Sometimes just a few drops, you know? And then sometim...
And it just won't stop, and so I have to get on with my day. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
And it just won't stop, and so I have to get on with my...
So I have to take a wad of toilet paper, and I bunch it up, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
So I have to take a wad of toilet paper, and I bunch it up,
I cork up my asshole so it soaks it up in there, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
I cork up my asshole so it soaks it up in there,
Yeah, otherwise, it'll bleed into my underwear, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Yeah, otherwise, it'll bleed into my underwear,
Having a bloody fucking asshole in fucking jury duty. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Having a bloody fucking asshole in fucking jury duty.