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Yeah. When I see them slowly falling off
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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah. When I see them slowly falling off, I like to-- I like to imagine I'm an X-Manand I...

Yeah. When I see them slowly falling off, I like to-- I like to imagine I'm an X-Man
and I have super speed

Full Transcript

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Yeah. When I see them slowly falling off,
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I like to-- I like to imagine I'm an X-Man and I have super speed.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
73
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:53
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
Just make noise like, "Pew, pew, pew, pew." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
Just make noise like, "Pew, pew, pew, pew."
If you want to help them, put a hat by them, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
If you want to help them, put a hat by them,
[chuckles softly] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[chuckles softly]
Trying to-- Trying to focus on, uh-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Trying to-- Trying to focus on, uh--
"Whoo" for the negative, yeah. [laughs] No, it's everywhere. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
"Whoo" for the negative, yeah. [laughs] No, it...
But I've always found there's a-- there's an angle on everything - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
But I've always found there's a-- there's an ...
Maybe you're like, "Explain it, Ari, while you're up there." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Maybe you're like, "Explain it, Ari, while you...
Here-- Okay, COVID, that's a good example. Lotta people died during COVID. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Here-- Okay, COVID, that's a good example. Lotta people...
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[laughs]
You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago,
We live like rats in New York. And, uh, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
We live like rats in New York. And, uh,
They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!"
They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It's 9:01 p.m.!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It&#...
Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatever. I don't know. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatev...
And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "Uh, that is excellent balance." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "U...
I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subway. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subwa...
Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up,
Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should be fine." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:15
Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should ...
Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[laughs]