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Armageddon poster
After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, NASA recruits a misfit team of deep-core drillers to save the planet.

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Jonathan Hensleigh, J.J. Abrams, Tony Gilroy
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, sci-fi
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $201,578,182
Released: 01 Jul 1998
Awards: Nominated for 4 Oscars. 15 wins & 40 nominations total

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Harry StamperOscarBearRockhoundHarry S. StamperLev AndropovColonel William SharpPresidentNasa TechsDan TrumanAdmiral KelsoChickDr. BanksKarlRonald QuincyGrace StamperGeneral KimseyTommyDeniseHelga The NurseMaxA.j. FrostNasa ScientistDottiePsychologistNarration ByStu, The CabbieColonel Davis, UsafBiker Customer
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So what's the verdict - Armageddon 02:32 So what's the verdict If I wasn't a Christian - Armageddon 00:24 If I wasn't a Christian I'm retired navy - Armageddon 00:54 I'm retired navy It takes two people to fly this thing - Armageddon 02:34 It takes two people to fly this thing You don't know the components - Armageddon 00:09 You don't know the components You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel - Armageddon 00:14 You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel Just tell Grace that - Armageddon 01:11 Just tell Grace that Colonel Willie Sharp - Armageddon 00:14 Colonel Willie Sharp First time I got my period - Armageddon 00:14 First time I got my period Depressively fail - Armageddon 00:34 Depressively fail Lt's the size of Texas - Armageddon 00:57 Lt's the size of Texas I know the president's chief scientific advisor - Armageddon 00:18 I know the president's chief scientific advisor I was doing that guy from that movie - Armageddon 00:15 I was doing that guy from that movie We're in segment 202 - Armageddon 00:33 We're in segment 202 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand - Armageddon 00:18 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand I got just five words for you - Armageddon 00:09 I got just five words for you He's the only one in your age bracket - Armageddon 00:10 He's the only one in your age bracket For god's sakes - Armageddon 00:49 For god's sakes If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario - Armageddon 00:29 If you're trying to make me feel better about this... Not as the leader of a country - Armageddon 00:34 Not as the leader of a country With the proximity of the asteroid - Armageddon 00:21 With the proximity of the asteroid I know I promised you I was coming home - Armageddon 00:50 I know I promised you I was coming home I'm stepping outside - Armageddon 00:10 I'm stepping outside This is the Earth - Armageddon 01:00 This is the Earth That man's not a salesman - Armageddon 00:05 That man's not a salesman Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel - Armageddon 00:06 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel The clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking - Armageddon 00:05 The clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking None of you have to go - Armageddon 01:09 None of you have to go You wanna compare brainpans - Armageddon 00:17 You wanna compare brainpans Contingency plan - Armageddon 00:32 Contingency plan How long you work for me - Armageddon 00:10 How long you work for me United States astronauts train for years - Armageddon 00:07 United States astronauts train for years I just came here to drill - Armageddon 00:10 I just came here to drill Neil Armstrong - Armageddon 00:50 Neil Armstrong Did NASA find oil on Uranus - Armageddon 00:05 Did NASA find oil on Uranus Just tryin' to have some fun before I died - Armageddon 00:07 Just tryin' to have some fun before I died You have not told them yet - Armageddon 00:11 You have not told them yet What does that mean - Armageddon 00:09 What does that mean What the hell are we trying to save - Armageddon 00:15 What the hell are we trying to save Miss Stamper - Armageddon 00:14 Miss Stamper What are you doing here - Armageddon 01:04 What are you doing here You have a problem - Armageddon 00:13 You have a problem I hate knowing everything - Armageddon 00:04 I hate knowing everything Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum - Armageddon 00:45 Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum He doesn't know how to fail - Armageddon 00:07 He doesn't know how to fail I remember this one - Armageddon 00:21 I remember this one I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down - Armageddon 00:06 I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down Just wanted to feel the power between my legs - Armageddon 00:07 Just wanted to feel the power between my legs You never let anybody down before - Armageddon 00:08 You never let anybody down before Let's say that we actually do land on this - Armageddon 00:25 Let's say that we actually do land on this It's time to embrace the horror - Armageddon 00:09 It's time to embrace the horror Have you lost your mind - Armageddon 00:06 Have you lost your mind I was way off on the odds - Armageddon 00:05 I was way off on the odds Harry wanted you to have this - Armageddon 00:14 Harry wanted you to have this I'm just a little emotional right now - Armageddon 00:11 I'm just a little emotional right now I never told anybody this before - Armageddon 00:16 I never told anybody this before You got any more bullets in that gun - Armageddon 00:09 You got any more bullets in that gun We have a national security matter - Armageddon 00:05 We have a national security matter Cyclops Lady's starting to bug me - Armageddon 00:04 Cyclops Lady's starting to bug me When I told you that I didn't wanna be like you - Armageddon 00:18 When I told you that I didn't wanna be like you You are SO messin' with national security right now - Armageddon 00:12 You are SO messin' with national security right now And the ones this morning - Armageddon 00:07 And the ones this morning If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line - Armageddon 00:07 If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto... You drop the nuke - Armageddon 00:30 You drop the nuke Thought you said you couldn't trust him - Armageddon 00:06 Thought you said you couldn't trust him This one looks like you - Armageddon 00:04 This one looks like you Wait one minute - Armageddon 00:16 Wait one minute We're heroes now - Armageddon 00:09 We're heroes now Get my phone book - Armageddon 00:12 Get my phone book I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts - Armageddon 00:10 I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts Your boyfriend's back - Armageddon 00:04 Your boyfriend's back You're our warriors up there - Armageddon 00:10 You're our warriors up there Yo Harry you the man - Armageddon 00:05 Yo Harry you the man I got that excited - Armageddon 00:23 I got that excited Something's wrong - Armageddon 00:07 Something's wrong Woman with large breasts - Armageddon 00:08 Woman with large breasts This place is like Dr - Armageddon 00:05 This place is like Dr Secondary protocol - Armageddon 00:42 Secondary protocol When the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt - Armageddon 00:39 When the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt The Cubs win the World Series - Armageddon 00:07 The Cubs win the World Series I'm General Montgomery - Armageddon 00:24 I'm General Montgomery You wanna go home - Armageddon 00:27 You wanna go home Why do I do this - Armageddon 00:08 Why do I do this I really look up to you - Armageddon 00:28 I really look up to you It's a god damn Greek tragedy - Armageddon 00:05 It's a god damn Greek tragedy Welcome back cowboy - Armageddon 00:04 Welcome back cowboy We're stayin' we're goin' Make up your mind - Armageddon 00:04 We're stayin' we're goin' Make up your... Hey guys remember we're heroes now - Armageddon 00:09 Hey guys remember we're heroes now Make up your minds - Armageddon 00:06 Make up your minds
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Cast

Harry S. Stamper - Bruce Willis
Dan Truman - Billy Bob Thornton
A.J. Frost - Ben Affleck
Grace Stamper - Liv Tyler
Chick - Will Patton
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