Oh man. Well, we all gotta die right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world

Colonel William Sharp:
It takes two people to fly this thing. Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. Rockhound:
I say we all stay and die. [pause, everyone looks at Rockhound] Rockhound:
But that's me. AJ:
I'll draw. Let's draw. Harry:
Nobody's gonna draw straws. I'll stay and take care of it. Chick:
Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. Lev Andropov:
Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? Lev Andropov:
Bullshit! No way I will let you volunteer for this, so I can go back to my home country like the man who did not volunteer! No way! Bear:
Hey man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. Rockhound:
Hey guys? I-I know you guys think I'm crazy right now but, I would really like this responsibility. Harry:
All right. All right. Rockhound:
I can do it! Harry:
Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. Chick:
I ain't drawin' against you, Harry. Harry:
Well, I'm gonna draw against you Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it. [They draw straws] Chick:
Just gimme this thing. Lev Andropov:
[Lev looks at the straw he has drawn]
Is this good, or bad? [A.J. has drawn the short straw] AJ:
Oh man. Well, we all gotta die right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world