It takes two people to fly this thing. Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw...

Colonel William Sharp: It takes two people to fly this thing. Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. Rockhound: I say we all stay and die. [pause, everyone looks at Rockhound] Rockhound: But that's me. AJ: I'll draw. Let's draw. Harry: Nobody's gonna draw straws. I'll stay and take care of it. Chick: Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. Lev Andropov: Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? Lev Andropov: Bullshit! No way I will let you volunteer for this, so I can go back to my home country like the man who did not volunteer! No way! Bear: Hey man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. Rockhound: Hey guys? I-I know you guys think I'm crazy right now but, I would really like this responsibility. Harry: All right. All right. Rockhound: I can do it! Harry: Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. Chick: I ain't drawin' against you, Harry. Harry: Well, I'm gonna draw against you Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it. [They draw straws] Chick: Just gimme this thing. Lev Andropov: [Lev looks at the straw he has drawn] Is this good, or bad? [A.J. has drawn the short straw] AJ: Oh man. Well, we all gotta die right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world.

It takes two people to fly this thing. Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. I say we all stay and die. But that's me. I'll draw. Let's draw. Nobody's gonna draw straws. - I'll stay and take care of it. - Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? No way I will let you volunteer for this so I can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer. No way! Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. Guys, I know you guys think I'm crazy right now, but I would really like this responsibility. All right. All right. - I can do it. - Let's just draw straws - and get it over with. Come on. - I ain't drawing against you, Harry. Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you betterjust go ahead and do it. Just give me this thing. Is this good or bad? Oh, man. Well, we all gotta die, right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world. So, let's go. We... We got about 10 minutes, right? You plug this into the port. Lift, press, hold. That's it. Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even I can't screw this up. I'll take him down. Do me a favor, will you? Just tell Grace that... That I'll always be with her, okay? Can you do that?