So what's the verdict? They'll do it. They've made a few requests though. Such as? Well,...
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Truman:
So what's the verdict?
Harry Stamper:
They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.
Truman:
Such as?
Harry Stamper:
[riffles through sheets of paper]
Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.
Oscar:
[shouting from balcony]
Fifty-six tickets in seven states...
Harry Stamper:
[to Oscar]
I'll-I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it.
Oscar:
Okay.
Harry Stamper:
Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens no questions asked. Max would like you to... bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?
[pause, turns and shakes his head]
Harry Stamper:
Um, Bear would like to stay at the...
[tries to read writing]
Harry Stamper:
"White horse"?
[looks up at Bear]
Bear:
White, *House*. White House.
Harry Stamper:
White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
Truman:
Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.
Rockhound:
[shouting from balcony]
Harry!
Harry Stamper:
[motions back at Rockhound]
Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again.
[pauses]
Harry Stamper:
Ever.
Transcript
So what's the verdict?
They'll do it.
They've made a few requests though.
Such as?
Just a few things here.
Nothing really big, just...
Well, as an example...
Oscar here's got some
outstanding parking tickets.
Wants them wiped off his record.
- Fifty-six tickets in seven states.
- I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it.
- Okay.
- Noonan's got two women friends
that he'd like to see made
American citizens, no questions asked.
Max would like you to bring back
eight track tapes.
Not sure if that's gonna work,
but let's see what else.
Chick wants a full week's
Emperor's Package at Caesars Palace.
Hey, you guys
wouldn't be able to tell us
who actually killed Kennedy,
would you?
Bear would like to stay at the
White Horse, the...
White House. White House.
White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay
in the Lincoln Bedroom
of the White House for the summer.
- Stuff like that.
- Sure, I think we can
take care of some of that.
Harry!
Yeah, one more thing.
None of them wanna pay taxes again.
Ever.
Who's that for? Mr. Ed?
You stick that in me,
I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it.
You ever see Pulp Fiction?
Oh, say can you see
We're losing him,
we're losing him. Clear! Kaboom!
- Freddy, you all right?
- Does this look okay to you?
- Does this look okay?
- It's not all bad. It's kind of tingly.
Mr. Chapple, you're next!
Gee, lady, I just came here to drill.
So did I.
Your triglycerides are way high
and your bad cholesterol
is shockingly bad.
Tell you to lay off those pork rinds,
Pooh Bear.
Yeah, pork rind this.
Pork rinds this! Yeah!
Take it off, baby!
Well, at least they're in good spirits.
Clip duration: 152 seconds
Views: 405
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, adventure, sci-fi
Summary: After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, NASA recruits a misfit team of deep-core drillers to save the planet.
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00:09 You don't know the components
01:11 Just tell Grace that
00:14 Colonel Willie Sharp
00:57 Lt's the size of Texas
00:34 Depressively fail
00:14 You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel
00:54 I'm retired navy
00:18 I know the president's chief scientific advisor
00:14 First time I got my period
00:09 I got just five words for you
00:15 I was doing that guy from that movie
00:18 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand
00:49 For god's sakes
00:10 He's the only one in your age bracket
00:50 I know I promised you I was coming home
00:29 If you're trying to make me feel better about this...
00:10 I'm stepping outside
00:34 Not as the leader of a country
00:21 With the proximity of the asteroid
00:33 We're in segment 202