Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"Armed and Dangerous" quotes

Armed and Dangerous poster
A fired cop and useless lawyer sign up as security guards and find they've joined a corrupt union.

Director: Mark L. Lester
Writer: Brian Grazer, Harold Ramis, James Keach
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 17/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $15,945,534
Released: 15 Aug 1986
Awards: N/A

18 video clips

Norman KaneMaggie CavanaughNoreenBrunoFrank DooleyThe CowboyJudgeSergeant RizzoPolice CaptainLarry LupikRaisinCaptain Clarence O'connell
That's it Just like that huh - Armed and Dangerous 00:18 That's it Just like that huh Gosh I didn't realize it was going to be this formal - Armed and Dangerous 00:12 Gosh I didn't realize it was going to be this formal It's canine control You got it - Armed and Dangerous 00:11 It's canine control You got it Just remember when you pull the trigger - Armed and Dangerous 00:20 Just remember when you pull the trigger Forget legitimate all right Take a look up there - Armed and Dangerous 00:12 Forget legitimate all right Take a look up there Thank you very much - Armed and Dangerous 00:21 Thank you very much Mr Kane you are without a doubt one of the worst lawyers I've ever seen - Armed and Dangerous 00:11 Mr Kane you are without a doubt one of the worst lawyers... Slim I ain't never seen a handgun that big before - Armed and Dangerous 00:18 Slim I ain't never seen a handgun that big before They're gonna feel that in the morning - Armed and Dangerous 00:06 They're gonna feel that in the morning What are you looking at you schmuck - Armed and Dangerous 00:27 What are you looking at you schmuck Dooley you are a disgrace to this or any other uniform you know that - Armed and Dangerous 00:20 Dooley you are a disgrace to this or any other uniform you... Let's go in the steam room - Armed and Dangerous 00:21 Let's go in the steam room If I go to jail I'll kill you - Armed and Dangerous 00:06 If I go to jail I'll kill you You won't lie to me no more - Armed and Dangerous 00:04 You won't lie to me no more Let's say somebody lying right - Armed and Dangerous 00:22 Let's say somebody lying right I got divorced and I needed a job Get up What are you doing - Armed and Dangerous 00:10 I got divorced and I needed a job Get up What are you doing I hope you got a permit for that fire Dooley - Armed and Dangerous 00:07 I hope you got a permit for that fire Dooley With dedication You think he's a little anal - Armed and Dangerous 00:06 With dedication You think he's a little anal

Cast

Frank Dooley - John Candy
Norman Kane - Eugene Levy
Michael Carlino - Robert Loggia
Captain Clarence O'Connell - Kenneth McMillan
Maggie Cavanaugh - Meg Ryan
All Cast