Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!
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[Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze] Sergeant Rizzo:
[1:02:20]
What are you looking at you schmucks? [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters] Frank Dooley:
[mimicking 'Divine']
Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles. Sergeant Rizzo:
Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer. Norman Kane:
[falsetto voice]
Oh, he gets so frisky every time he sees a badge. Frank Dooley:
What are you doing later on tonight? Sergeant Rizzo:
Take a walk you jerks! Norman Kane:
[to Frank]
Come on, let's trot. Frank Dooley:
Why can't you look this good? Norman Kane:
Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us. Sergeant Rizzo:
[shoves Frank and Norman]
Move it! Frank Dooley:
Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!
[1:02:20]
What are you looking at you schmucks? [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters] Frank Dooley:
[mimicking 'Divine']
Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles. Sergeant Rizzo:
Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer. Norman Kane:
[falsetto voice]
Oh, he gets so frisky every time he sees a badge. Frank Dooley:
What are you doing later on tonight? Sergeant Rizzo:
Take a walk you jerks! Norman Kane:
[to Frank]
Come on, let's trot. Frank Dooley:
Why can't you look this good? Norman Kane:
Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us. Sergeant Rizzo:
[shoves Frank and Norman]
Move it! Frank Dooley:
Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!
Full Transcript
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What are you looking at you schmuck
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Oh isn't he cute And look at these muscles
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Get your hands off me I'm a police officer
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He gets frisky when he sees a badge Hey
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Hello What are you doing later on tonight
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Take a walk you jerk
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Let's trot Why can't you look this good
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Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us
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Move it Oh he touched me
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I got my Christmas goose early
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Movie Summary
A fired cop and useless lawyer sign up as security guards and find they've joined a corrupt union.
