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"Army of Darkness" quotes

Army of Darkness poster
Ash is transported back to medieval days, where he is captured by the dreaded Lord Arthur. Aided by the deadly chainsaw that has become his only friend, Ash is sent on a perilous mission to recover the Book of the Dead, a powerful tome that gives its owner the power to summon an army of ghouls.

Director: Sam Raimi
Writer: Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi
Production: N/A
Genre: fantasy, horror, comedy
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $11,502,976
Released: 19 Feb 1993
Awards: 12 wins & 7 nominations

90 video clips

AshOld WomanSheilaWisemanDeadite CaptainCowardly Warrior
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London bridge is falling down - Army of Darkness 00:16 London bridge is falling down Manufactured parts - Army of Darkness 00:19 Manufactured parts Close as I can figure - Army of Darkness 02:51 Close as I can figure You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon - Army of Darkness 00:31 You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon I know you're scared - Army of Darkness 00:31 I know you're scared All right you primitive screwheads listen up - Army of Darkness 00:36 All right you primitive screwheads listen up Their ranks are broken Have at them - Army of Darkness 00:32 Their ranks are broken Have at them I don't want to die - Army of Darkness 00:05 I don't want to die Gimme some sugar baby - Army of Darkness 00:06 Gimme some sugar baby I'll swallow your soul - Army of Darkness 00:09 I'll swallow your soul You found me beautiful once - Army of Darkness 00:08 You found me beautiful once You sir are not one of my vassals - Army of Darkness 00:28 You sir are not one of my vassals Don't touch that please Your primitive intellect - Army of Darkness 00:11 Don't touch that please Your primitive intellect What are you - Army of Darkness 00:31 What are you Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts - Army of Darkness 00:11 Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts Lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store - Army of Darkness 00:13 Lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... Klaatu barada - Army of Darkness 00:30 Klaatu barada What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private - Army of Darkness 00:12 What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon - Army of Darkness 00:13 You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle did you speak the words - Army of Darkness 00:16 When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle did you... Just maybe my boys can stop 'em from gettin' the book - Army of Darkness 00:15 Just maybe my boys can stop 'em from gettin' the... Klaatu barada nikto Okay - Army of Darkness 00:15 Klaatu barada nikto Okay First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me - Army of Darkness 00:06 First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me What's the matter You raised in a barn Shut the door - Army of Darkness 00:11 What's the matter You raised in a barn Shut the door My fair lady Ha - Army of Darkness 00:35 My fair lady Ha Welcome back to the land of the living - Army of Darkness 00:06 Welcome back to the land of the living Good boy Get the fuck outta my face - Army of Darkness 00:04 Good boy Get the fuck outta my face I got a bone to pick with you - Army of Darkness 00:04 I got a bone to pick with you Okay little fella How about some hot chocolate huh - Army of Darkness 00:28 Okay little fella How about some hot chocolate huh Three books - Army of Darkness 00:24 Three books Buckle up bonehead 'cause you're goin' for a ride - Army of Darkness 00:06 Buckle up bonehead 'cause you're goin' for a... You're pissin' me off you ugly son of a bitch - Army of Darkness 00:07 You're pissin' me off you ugly son of a bitch You're going down - Army of Darkness 00:05 You're going down Retreat Retreat Let's get the hell out of here - Army of Darkness 00:08 Retreat Retreat Let's get the hell out of here Dig damn you Dig faster - Army of Darkness 00:12 Dig damn you Dig faster So what's the deal Can you send me back or not - Army of Darkness 00:27 So what's the deal Can you send me back or not Ooh that's gotta hurt - Army of Darkness 00:04 Ooh that's gotta hurt That's it Go ahead and run - Army of Darkness 00:09 That's it Go ahead and run Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of 'hores - Army of Darkness 00:06 Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of 'hores We got plans for you girly girl Move - Army of Darkness 00:06 We got plans for you girly girl Move Then we'll get Henry the Red and his men to fight with us - Army of Darkness 00:07 Then we'll get Henry the Red and his men to fight with... There's a sight for sore bones - Army of Darkness 00:07 There's a sight for sore bones Oh dear God it's growing bigger - Army of Darkness 00:06 Oh dear God it's growing bigger I don't want to die - Army of Darkness 00:18 I don't want to die Damn you Damn you - Army of Darkness 00:05 Damn you Damn you What a piece of armor this is - Army of Darkness 00:06 What a piece of armor this is How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls - Army of Darkness 00:14 How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls I may be bad - Army of Darkness 00:16 I may be bad You can count on my steel - Army of Darkness 00:04 You can count on my steel Groovy - Army of Darkness 00:05 Groovy Yo she bitch - Army of Darkness 00:15 Yo she bitch It's a trick Get an axe - Army of Darkness 00:06 It's a trick Get an axe Now I swear - Army of Darkness 00:12 Now I swear I may be bad but I feel good - Army of Darkness 00:09 I may be bad but I feel good All right - Army of Darkness 00:11 All right You know your shoelace is untied - Army of Darkness 00:04 You know your shoelace is untied Say hello to the 21st century Yeah - Army of Darkness 00:11 Say hello to the 21st century Yeah Whoa Wrong book - Army of Darkness 00:10 Whoa Wrong book But two days' ride - Army of Darkness 00:19 But two days' ride London Bridge is falling down - Army of Darkness 00:17 London Bridge is falling down Now whoa whoa right there spinach chin - Army of Darkness 00:08 Now whoa whoa right there spinach chin I'll spoil those good looks - Army of Darkness 00:10 I'll spoil those good looks You miserable bags of bones - Army of Darkness 00:15 You miserable bags of bones Now ain't you a sweet little thing - Army of Darkness 00:10 Now ain't you a sweet little thing I'll cut your gizzard out - Army of Darkness 00:07 I'll cut your gizzard out Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war - Army of Darkness 00:06 Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war I may be bad - Army of Darkness 00:09 I may be bad Heave Put your - Army of Darkness 00:06 Heave Put your Back stabber - Army of Darkness 00:05 Back stabber Hmm what a horrible nightmare - Army of Darkness 00:16 Hmm what a horrible nightmare
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Cast

Ash - Bruce Campbell
Sheila - Embeth Davidtz
Lord Arthur - Marcus Gilbert
Wiseman - Ian Abercrombie
Duke Henry the Red - Richard Grove
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