Maybe I am ready to be a father
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[Michael has found his brother, Gob, hidden in his office] Michael:
One of those British guys came up to me and told me to back off. I can't believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This may be dangerous. Gob:
So you came back here to hide like a child. Michael:
What are you doing locked in my office, exactly? Gob:
Hiding from a child. Big difference. Michael:
Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection. Gob:
He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling? [Schmaltzy music begins to play] Michael:
You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling". Gob:
It's not like envy, or even hungry. Michael:
Could it be love? Gob:
I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard. [the music reaches its crescendo] Gob:
Maybe I am ready to be a father
One of those British guys came up to me and told me to back off. I can't believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This may be dangerous. Gob:
So you came back here to hide like a child. Michael:
What are you doing locked in my office, exactly? Gob:
Hiding from a child. Big difference. Michael:
Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection. Gob:
He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling? [Schmaltzy music begins to play] Michael:
You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling". Gob:
It's not like envy, or even hungry. Michael:
Could it be love? Gob:
I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard. [the music reaches its crescendo] Gob:
Maybe I am ready to be a father
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by a foul mouthed British man
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It's Michael I'm not dressed
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Gob this is Michael
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Shouldn't you be getting ready for your Free Bird trick
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I couldn't get the rights to Free Bird Oh
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I'm thinking about calling it Free I don't know Chicken
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I thought you were investigating Dad's sinister British connection
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Yeah I uh tried but uh
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when I was leaving
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one of those British guys came after me and told me to back off
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Can't believe it but Dad may have been telling the truth
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This might be dangerous So you came back here to hide like a child
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What are you doing locked in my office exactly Hiding from a child
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Big difference Gob Steve Holt is your son
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He probably just feels a connection He doesn't know what he feels
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I'm tried of being told
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My God What is this feeling
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You know the feeling that you're
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that you're feeling it's just what many of us call a feeling
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It's not like envy
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Or even hungry Could it be love
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I know what an erection feels like Michael No It's the opposite
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It's like my heart is getting hard
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Maybe I am ready to be a father
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Movie Summary
Level-headed son Michael Bluth takes over family affairs after his father is imprisoned. But the rest of his spoiled, dysfunctional family are making his job unbearable.
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Michael Bluth
