Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"Arsenic and Old Lace" quotes

Arsenic and Old Lace poster
A Brooklyn writer of books on the futility of marriage risks his reputation when he decides to tie the knot. Things get even more complicated when he learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are habitual murderers.

Director: Frank Capra
Writer: Julius J. Epstein (screen play), Philip G. Epstein (screen play), Joseph Kesselring (play)
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Genre: comedy, crime, thriller
Year: 1944
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Sep 1944
Awards: 1 nomination.

117 video clips

Mortimer BrewsterAunt Abby BrewsterMartha BrewsterOfficer Patrick O'haraAbby BrewsterDr. EinsteinDr. Gilchrist'teddy Roosevelt' BrewsterJonathan BrewsterReverend HarperMr. WitherspoonLt. RooneyPhotographer At Marriage License OfficeMortimer BrewsterElaine HarperAunt Abby BrewsterMartha BrewsterOfficer Patrick O'haraAbby BrewsterDr. EinsteinDr. Gilchrist'teddy Roosevelt' BrewsterJonathan BrewsterReverend HarperMr. WitherspoonReporterLt. RooneyPhotographer At Marriage License Office
12
NEXT
That's what he presumes - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:23 That's what he presumes Two in Johannesburg - Arsenic and Old Lace 01:40 Two in Johannesburg Do you remember - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:49 Do you remember What's your name - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:27 What's your name Men don't just get into window seats and die - Arsenic and Old Lace 02:00 Men don't just get into window seats and die Pull yourself together - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:35 Pull yourself together You shouldn't have killed him - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:43 You shouldn't have killed him He's quite harmless - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:43 He's quite harmless But you're face is familiar - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:58 But you're face is familiar Will you get out of here - Arsenic and Old Lace 01:25 Will you get out of here That wouldn't have been very nice - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:22 That wouldn't have been very nice You're too old to be flying off the handle like this - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:17 You're too old to be flying off the handle like this I want the Happy Dale Sanatorium - Arsenic and Old Lace 01:04 I want the Happy Dale Sanatorium The pixies won't be out till after midnight - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:28 The pixies won't be out till after midnight Charge the blockhouse - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:21 Charge the blockhouse Don't be so inquisitive - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:52 Don't be so inquisitive Something borrowed - Arsenic and Old Lace 01:33 Something borrowed I want the face of an absolute non enity - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:18 I want the face of an absolute non enity But the quick way - Arsenic and Old Lace 01:08 But the quick way I've got the two nicest Aunts in the world - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:26 I've got the two nicest Aunts in the world May I present Dr - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:50 May I present Dr Insanity runs in my family - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:12 Insanity runs in my family I'm the son of a sea cook - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 I'm the son of a sea cook Code for Roosevelt - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:23 Code for Roosevelt You're going to love me for my mind - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 You're going to love me for my mind You can't do things like that - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:38 You can't do things like that We're going to Niagara Falls Call me a cab dear - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 We're going to Niagara Falls Call me a cab dear For a gallon of elderberry wine - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:18 For a gallon of elderberry wine When I come back - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 When I come back How can I believe you - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:12 How can I believe you Look at that puss - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 Look at that puss Can you hear my voice - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:10 Can you hear my voice It had a character in it - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:21 It had a character in it He sits there waiting to be tied up and gagged - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:08 He sits there waiting to be tied up and gagged Where am I - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 Where am I Mr Witherspoon is here - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Mr Witherspoon is here This is the picture I was telling you about - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:14 This is the picture I was telling you about Looks good on you - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:10 Looks good on you I'll run for a third term - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:09 I'll run for a third term I probably should have told you this before but - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:12 I probably should have told you this before but I must be catching cold - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:06 I must be catching cold Is he trying to move into the White House before I've moved out - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 Is he trying to move into the White House before I've... There's another one - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 There's another one At least people in plays act like they've got sense - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:11 At least people in plays act like they've got sense Be a good fellow - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 Be a good fellow I think you're wrong - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:28 I think you're wrong I'll be in my office vetoing bills - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 I'll be in my office vetoing bills As a matter of fact one of our gentlemen found time to say - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 As a matter of fact one of our gentlemen found time to say All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:06 All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn But there's a body in the window seat - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:27 But there's a body in the window seat This is the home of my youth - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:12 This is the home of my youth Five more bucks and you'll own it - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 Five more bucks and you'll own it Mr President may I present Dr Livingstone - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:08 Mr President may I present Dr Livingstone Where did you get that face - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Where did you get that face Don't do that - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:22 Don't do that We were married today - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 We were married today Certainly there's 13 bodies in the cellar - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:08 Certainly there's 13 bodies in the cellar You wouldn't want to have children with three heads - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:10 You wouldn't want to have children with three heads I knew this would end up in the nuthouse - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:09 I knew this would end up in the nuthouse Pull up a tombstone - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:06 Pull up a tombstone Just the thought of Jonathan frightens me - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:13 Just the thought of Jonathan frightens me I'm beginning to think the cat's in on this - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 I'm beginning to think the cat's in on this Another Roosevelt - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Another Roosevelt Are you leaving - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 Are you leaving Right out here in the open with everyone looking - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:10 Right out here in the open with everyone looking What is this - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:14 What is this But what happened to him - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 But what happened to him You'd better get to bed - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:13 You'd better get to bed They're two of the dearest - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:10 They're two of the dearest You were right about that fellow - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:06 You were right about that fellow If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:12 If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat There is a Happydale - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 There is a Happydale Charge - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:03 Charge I can't hear you - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 I can't hear you Get out of here - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:06 Get out of here Now let's see Where were we - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:05 Now let's see Where were we I've just been appointed Ambassador to Bolivia - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 I've just been appointed Ambassador to Bolivia I'll knock your block off - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:06 I'll knock your block off Einstein and I need a place to sleep - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:17 Einstein and I need a place to sleep General Goethals was very pleased - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 General Goethals was very pleased Mr Witherspoon is here - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Mr Witherspoon is here But I cannot sign any proclamation without consulting my Cabinet - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:08 But I cannot sign any proclamation without consulting my... Goodbye Aunt Abby Aunt Martha - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Goodbye Aunt Abby Aunt Martha Looks like the same suckers get married everyday - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 Looks like the same suckers get married everyday We go to Panama - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:18 We go to Panama I'll get every one of you - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:07 I'll get every one of you Now look how did he die - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Now look how did he die Charge the blockhouse - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:04 Charge the blockhouse Who can that be - Arsenic and Old Lace 00:03 Who can that be
12
NEXT

Cast

Mortimer Brewster - Cary Grant
Elaine Harper - Priscilla Lane
Jonathan Brewster - Raymond Massey
O'Hara - Jack Carson
Mr. Witherspoon - Edward Everett Horton
All Cast