No! Not the Melbourne method, please! Two hours!
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Jonathan Brewster:
Tonight, we are taking care of Mortimer. Dr. Einstein:
But, Johnny, not tonight. I'm sleepy. We'll do it tomorrow, or the next day. Jonathan Brewster:
Look at me, Doctor. You can see that it's got to be done, can't you? Dr. Einstein:
Yeah, I know that look. Jonathan Brewster:
It's a little late to dissolve our partnership. Dr. Einstein:
Okay, okay, Johnny. Okay, we'll do it. But the quick way, huh? The quick twist like in London. Jonathan Brewster:
No, Doctor. I think this calls for something special. I think, perhaps, the Melbourne method. Dr. Einstein:
[cringing]
No! Not the Melbourne method, please! Two hours!
Tonight, we are taking care of Mortimer. Dr. Einstein:
But, Johnny, not tonight. I'm sleepy. We'll do it tomorrow, or the next day. Jonathan Brewster:
Look at me, Doctor. You can see that it's got to be done, can't you? Dr. Einstein:
Yeah, I know that look. Jonathan Brewster:
It's a little late to dissolve our partnership. Dr. Einstein:
Okay, okay, Johnny. Okay, we'll do it. But the quick way, huh? The quick twist like in London. Jonathan Brewster:
No, Doctor. I think this calls for something special. I think, perhaps, the Melbourne method. Dr. Einstein:
[cringing]
No! Not the Melbourne method, please! Two hours!
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Now, Doctor...
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...we go to work.
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Johnny, for me, the quick way. Please.
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-This must be an artistic achievement.
-Please.
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After all, we're performing
before a very distinguished critic.
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Please!
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All right. Let's get it over with.
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But I cannot see this without the drink.
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Pull yourself together.
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But I can't pull myself together
without a drink.
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You remember when we came in,
there was some wine.
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And then they took it.
Where did they put it?
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I found some wine.
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Here, I'll split it with you.
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We both have a drink before we operate.
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I am so happy that we don't have
to operate without a drink.
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Movie Summary
A Brooklyn writer of books on the futility of marriage risks his reputation when he decides to tie the knot. Things get even more complicated when he learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are habitual murderers.
Actors
Jonathan Brewster
Dr. Einstein
