Yes, operator, I'd like the Happy Dale Sanatorium, Happy...
[on the telephone]
Yes, operator, I'd like the Happy Dale Sanatorium, Happy Dale, New York. Come on, operator, what's taking so long? They're just across the river. I could swim it faster! No, I don't want the Happy Dale Laundry. I want the Happy Dale Sanatorium. Sanatorium, sanatorium, sanatorium. Yes, yes, like a broken record. Hello - what? They're busy? Busy? Look, they're busy and you're dizzy. No, I am not drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea.
[throws down the phone in disgust]
Operator? Give me long distance, please.
And this is my sister.
Another Miss Brewster.
-My name's Gibbs.
-Well, do sit down.
we're just setting the table for dinner.
Now, this would be
a nice comfortable chair.
Long distance? I want the Happy Dale
Sanitarium, Happy Dale, New York.
-ls Brooklyn your home?
-I live in a hotel. Don't like it.
Are your family Brooklyn people?
-Haven't got any family.
-All alone in the world?
-No, Happy Dale.
Well, you've come to just the right house.
-Do sit down.
"D" like in "dig," when you dig a lock.
"A" like in "arsenic." Got that?
Is there always this much noise?
He doesn't live with us.
I can see the headlines now. Please.
I'd like to see the room.
I don't think I'll like it.
The room's upstairs.
Won't you try a glass of our wine
before we start up?
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:32:01
Uploaded: 23 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, thriller
Summary: A drama critic learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are homicidal maniacs, and that insanity runs in his family.