No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is...
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[discussing the body count] Dr. Einstein:
You got twelve, they got twelve. [angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie] Jonathan Brewster:
I've got Thirteen! Dr. Einstein:
No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag. Jonathan Brewster:
Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona... Dr. Einstein:
Phoenix? Jonathan Brewster:
The filling station... Dr. Einstein:
Filling station? Oh! [slits throat] Dr. Einstein:
Yes. Jonathan Brewster:
Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend. That makes thirteen. Dr. Einstein:
You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia! Jonathan Brewster:
He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him! Dr. Einstein:
No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
You got twelve, they got twelve. [angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie] Jonathan Brewster:
I've got Thirteen! Dr. Einstein:
No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag. Jonathan Brewster:
Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona... Dr. Einstein:
Phoenix? Jonathan Brewster:
The filling station... Dr. Einstein:
Filling station? Oh! [slits throat] Dr. Einstein:
Yes. Jonathan Brewster:
Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend. That makes thirteen. Dr. Einstein:
You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia! Jonathan Brewster:
He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him! Dr. Einstein:
No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
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What?
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You got 12, they got 12.
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I've got 13.
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-No, Johnny, 12. Don't brag.
-Thirteen.
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There's Mr. Spenalzo.
Then the first one in London.
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Two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney,
one in Melbourne...
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...two in San Francisco,
one in Phoenix, Arizona.
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Phoenix?
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-The filling station.
-Filling....
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Three in Chicago and one in South Bend.
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That makes 13.
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You cannot count the one in South Bend.
He died of pneumonia.
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He wouldn't have died of pneumonia
if I hadn't shot him.
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You cannot count him.
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You got 12, they got 12.
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The old ladies is just as good as you are.
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They are, are they?
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Well, that's easily taken care of.
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All I need is one more.
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That's all. Just one more.
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And I've a pretty good idea who it is.
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I'm a lucky man to have caught you
at home, Dr. Gilchrist.
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This is most irregular.
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I'm sorry to have dragged you out of bed,
but only you can help me.
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I know Teddy blows bugles,
but I can't commit a man just on that.
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If you'd talk with him...
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...I'm sure you'd be convinced.
Here's the house l--
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-There goes Hoskins.
-Who?
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What? Did I say....
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-You better wait.
-Here?
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I'll bring Teddy out.
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I wouldn't want to alarm the old ladies,
seeing a doctor.
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-You wait here.
-ln the cemetery?
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It's Halloween.
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The pixies won't be out till after midnight.
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Movie Summary
A Brooklyn writer of books on the futility of marriage risks his reputation when he decides to tie the knot. Things get even more complicated when he learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are habitual murderers.
