We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to...
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[to Mortimer]
Elaine Harper:
We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put 'em in a barrel and push 'em all over Niagara Falls!
Transcript:
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You better go home!
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-But, darling, we were married today.
-Go to bed, get some rest!
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Rest?
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Who? Judge Cullman?
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This is Mortimer Brewster. I'll tell you
why I called you. It's about Teddy.
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I've got to come over
and see you right away.
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It won't wait until tomorrow, Judge.
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It's very, very important.
We've got to do something immediately.
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But it's a matter of life and.... Elaine!
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Will you get out of here?
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What on earth is going on here?
I don't know where I stand!
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-Anywhere, but don't stand there!
-But Niagara Falls!
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-lf it does, we'll let it!
-Wait a minute! Listen.
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You can't marry me
and then throw me out!
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I'm not throwing you out of the house!
Will you get out of here?
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I'm sorry, Judge. A thing happened.
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Judge, about Teddy, he's--
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It's his bugle blowing.
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The police want to throw
him into a state institution.
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How do you like that?
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-I read an ad here about a room to rent.
-Shut up!
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 156
Timestamp in movie: 00:30:11
Uploaded: 23 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, thriller
Summary: A drama critic learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are homicidal maniacs, and that insanity runs in his family.