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Arsenic and Old Lace • 1944

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[to Mortimer]

Elaine Harper:
We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put 'em in a barrel and push 'em all over Niagara Falls!

Transcript:

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You better go home!

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-But, darling, we were married today. -Go to bed, get some rest!

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Rest?

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Who? Judge Cullman?

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This is Mortimer Brewster. I'll tell you why I called you. It's about Teddy.

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I've got to come over and see you right away.

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It won't wait until tomorrow, Judge.

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It's very, very important. We've got to do something immediately.

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But it's a matter of life and.... Elaine!

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Will you get out of here?

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What on earth is going on here? I don't know where I stand!

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-Anywhere, but don't stand there! -But Niagara Falls!

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-lf it does, we'll let it! -Wait a minute! Listen.

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You can't marry me and then throw me out!

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I'm not throwing you out of the house! Will you get out of here?

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I'm sorry, Judge. A thing happened.

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Judge, about Teddy, he's--

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It's his bugle blowing.

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The police want to throw him into a state institution.

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How do you like that?

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-I read an ad here about a room to rent. -Shut up!

Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 156
Timestamp in movie: 00:30:11
Uploaded: 23 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, thriller
Summary: A drama critic learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are homicidal maniacs, and that insanity runs in his family.