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"Artemis Fowl" quotes

Artemis Fowl poster
Artemis Fowl, a young criminal prodigy, hunts down a secret society of fairies to find his missing father.

Director: Kenneth Branagh
Writer: Eoin Colfer, Hamish McColl, Conor McPherson
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, family, fantasy
Year: 2020
MetaScore: 31/100
ImdbRating: 4.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 12 Jun 2020
Awards: 2 nominations

89 video clips

ButlerArtemis Fowl IMulch DiggumsCommander RootArtemis Fowl SrArtemis FowlArtemis Fowl Sr.News ReporterReporter 2
May the road rise up to meet you - Artemis Fowl 00:19 May the road rise up to meet you Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie - Artemis Fowl 00:13 Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie Are you ready to get back to work - Artemis Fowl 05:24 Are you ready to get back to work Listen to the two of us - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Listen to the two of us Top of the mornin' - Artemis Fowl 00:03 Top of the mornin' Just who do you think you are - Artemis Fowl 08:17 Just who do you think you are You Fowls have been giving us trouble for centuries - Artemis Fowl 00:14 You Fowls have been giving us trouble for centuries I prefer scared to dead - Artemis Fowl 00:10 I prefer scared to dead Is a fairy sighting on top of everything else - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Is a fairy sighting on top of everything else A tracking device - Artemis Fowl 00:30 A tracking device Authorities worldwide - Artemis Fowl 00:12 Authorities worldwide That's what you think I am - Artemis Fowl 00:22 That's what you think I am Your father stole something from me and hid it - Artemis Fowl 00:09 Your father stole something from me and hid it Dom! - Artemis Fowl Dom! May the road rise up to meet you - Artemis Fowl May the road rise up to meet you A criminal - Artemis Fowl 00:22 A criminal A story that begins where every great story begins, - Artemis Fowl 00:17 A story that begins where every great story begins, A tracking device - Artemis Fowl 00:24 A tracking device A word of advice. - Artemis Fowl 00:15 A word of advice. All right, team, - Artemis Fowl 00:05 All right, team, And you can be a good officer. - Artemis Fowl 00:14 And you can be a good officer. Artemis! - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Artemis! Artemis, what's happening? - Artemis Fowl 00:05 Artemis, what's happening? Beechwood Short used his magic to steal the Aculos from us, - Artemis Fowl 00:27 Beechwood Short used his magic to steal the Aculos from us, Come on! - Artemis Fowl 00:17 Come on! Come on. - Artemis Fowl 00:07 Come on. Come on! Yes! - Artemis Fowl 00:05 Come on! Yes! Did it work? - Artemis Fowl 00:07 Did it work? Die, Fowl! - Artemis Fowl 00:20 Die, Fowl! Do not use magic on that human. - Artemis Fowl 00:06 Do not use magic on that human. Dom! No! - Artemis Fowl 00:20 Dom! No! Dom! - Artemis Fowl 00:18 Dom! Dom. The fairies. - Artemis Fowl 00:06 Dom. The fairies. Don't mind me, I got this. - Artemis Fowl 00:19 Don't mind me, I got this. Don't. - Artemis Fowl 00:22 Don't. En garde! - Artemis Fowl 00:19 En garde! For if there was one thing Artemis liked - Artemis Fowl 00:22 For if there was one thing Artemis liked Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie - Artemis Fowl 00:13 Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie He can't be. Please. - Artemis Fowl 00:16 He can't be. Please. Help him! - Artemis Fowl 00:30 Help him! Help! I'm stuck! - Artemis Fowl 00:18 Help! I'm stuck! Help! - Artemis Fowl 00:11 Help! Help! - Artemis Fowl 00:06 Help! Holly, look out! - Artemis Fowl 00:09 Holly, look out! Holly, this is your last chance. - Artemis Fowl 00:07 Holly, this is your last chance. Alert the guards. - Artemis Fowl 00:10 Alert the guards. All magic in the house is now jammed. - Artemis Fowl 00:12 All magic in the house is now jammed. And remember, until I see you again, - Artemis Fowl 00:27 And remember, until I see you again, I didn't cry, did I? - Artemis Fowl 00:08 I didn't cry, did I? I don't even know that this will work. - Artemis Fowl 00:29 I don't even know that this will work. Help! I'm stuck! Get me out! - Artemis Fowl 00:09 Help! I'm stuck! Get me out! I.E.P., begin withdrawal. - Artemis Fowl 00:15 I.E.P., begin withdrawal. Lockdown! - Artemis Fowl 00:29 Lockdown! I love you, son. - Artemis Fowl 00:18 I love you, son. Mind wipe complete. - Artemis Fowl 00:05 Mind wipe complete. Retrieval. - Artemis Fowl 00:12 Retrieval. The Aculos is safe at last, - Artemis Fowl 00:07 The Aculos is safe at last, The Time Freeze is gonna collapse any second now. - Artemis Fowl 00:23 The Time Freeze is gonna collapse any second now. Time Freeze loading. - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Time Freeze loading. I want a Time Freeze around that thing - Artemis Fowl 00:12 I want a Time Freeze around that thing You are now approaching - Artemis Fowl 00:11 You are now approaching Jam all magic in the house. - Artemis Fowl 00:22 Jam all magic in the house. Just who do you think you are - Artemis Fowl 00:11 Just who do you think you are Listen to the two of us - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Listen to the two of us May the road rise up to meet you - Artemis Fowl 00:19 May the road rise up to meet you Mulch Diggums! - Artemis Fowl 00:13 Mulch Diggums! Officer Short! - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Officer Short! Oh, good. - Artemis Fowl 00:23 Oh, good. Oh, no! - Artemis Fowl 00:13 Oh, no! Okay. - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Okay. Ow! That hurt! - Artemis Fowl 00:05 Ow! That hurt! Quite the day. - Artemis Fowl 00:17 Quite the day. Reload. Quick! Quick! - Artemis Fowl 00:06 Reload. Quick! Quick! Runner located. - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Runner located. Scared Artemis - Artemis Fowl 00:08 Scared Artemis Step back, Mr. Diggums. - Artemis Fowl 00:12 Step back, Mr. Diggums. Sweet. - Artemis Fowl 00:05 Sweet. That's it. - Artemis Fowl 00:15 That's it. The Time Freeze is collapsing. - Artemis Fowl 00:07 The Time Freeze is collapsing. The TXTL 5000. - Artemis Fowl 00:09 The TXTL 5000. Top of the mornin'. - Artemis Fowl 00:15 Top of the mornin'. Top of the mornin' - Artemis Fowl 00:03 Top of the mornin' We just picked up your friends arriving. - Artemis Fowl 00:16 We just picked up your friends arriving. We meet again. - Artemis Fowl 00:18 We meet again. We want to know everything about the man you work for - Artemis Fowl 00:15 We want to know everything about the man you work for Whoa! - Artemis Fowl 00:20 Whoa! Your time is up. - Artemis Fowl 00:14 Your time is up.

Cast

News Reporter - Michael Rouse
Reporter 2 - Racheal Ofori
Mulch Diggums - Josh Gad
Artemis Fowl - Ferdia Shaw
Miss Byrne (Teacher) - Simone Kirby
All Cast