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Hobson: My name is Lillian and I am an alcoholic. I'm rich, I'm fabulously rich. I'm also generous and kind-hearted. My father died when I was young and my mother was absent most of the time. Is this an excuse for making a mockery of my life? Oh, it all looks very wild from the outside. I once went to bed with three European princesses at the same time, but: A. I can't remember anything about it, and B: apparently I vomited over two of them before losing control of my bladder on the third. Oh, yes, all such fun... until the fog parts and suddenly there's a hole so big that all the vintage champagne and all the Batmobiles on the world can't fill it. Then I'm all alone on my magnetic bed, wondering what venereal disease I've just caught.
Arthur: Always the quiet ones
Arthur: Always the quiet ones
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My name is
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Gandalf
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Hi Gandalf
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Hello
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And I came here because I'd like to drink a bit less Not give it up altogether
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Maybe 5 10 percent cut down Reasonable
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Look I'm sorry No one's gonna convince me that my life isn't fun okay
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And forgive my crassness
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but if I ran my mother over I'd be out celebrating with booze
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Which is what I plan to do right now
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Cheerio
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Excuse me Hobson
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My name is Lillian and I'm an alcoholic
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Hi Lillian
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Good afternoon
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I'm rich I'm fabulously rich
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I'm also generous and kindhearted
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My father died when I was young and my mother was absent most of the time
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Is this an excuse for making a mockery of my life
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Oh sure it all looks very wild from the outside
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Do you know I once went to bed with three European princesses at the same time
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But A I can't remember anything about it
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and B apparently I vomited on two of them
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before losing control of my bladder on the third
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Oh yes all such fun
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Until the fog parts and suddenly there's a hole so big
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that all the vintage champagne and the Batmobiles in the world won't fill it
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And then Well then I'm all alone on my magnetic bed
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wondering what venereal disease I've just caught
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Always the quiet ones
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Movie Summary
A drunken playboy stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman his family doesn't like.
