One apocalyptic hangover, no job. Congratulations, Arthur. "Aquarium needs help cleaning...
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Hobson:
One apocalyptic hangover, no job. Congratulations, Arthur.
Arthur:
Listen to this: "Aquarium needs help cleaning tanks. Swim with the fishes". That is a Mob threat. None of these jobs make any sense at all. "Systems integration professional." Would anyone do it as an amateur? Would *anyone* approach systems integration as a hobby for fun on a Saturday afternoon instead of flying a kite? Who is integrating systems for their own amusement? Hobson, I think in order to do this... I may have to be a little more sober.
One apocalyptic hangover, no job. Congratulations, Arthur.
Arthur:
Listen to this: "Aquarium needs help cleaning tanks. Swim with the fishes". That is a Mob threat. None of these jobs make any sense at all. "Systems integration professional." Would anyone do it as an amateur? Would *anyone* approach systems integration as a hobby for fun on a Saturday afternoon instead of flying a kite? Who is integrating systems for their own amusement? Hobson, I think in order to do this... I may have to be a little more sober.
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One apocalyptic hangover, no job.
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Congratulations, Arthur.
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The employment market is a vortex.
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"Aquarium needs help
cleaning tanks. Swim with the fishes."
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That is a Mob threat.
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None of these jobs make any sense at all.
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"Systems integration professional."
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Would anyone do it as an amateur?
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Would anyone approach
systems integration...
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...as a hobby for fun on a Saturday
afternoon instead of flying a kite?
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Who is integrating systems
for their own amusement?
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Hobson.
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I think in order to do this...
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...I may have to be a little more sober.
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What do you think?
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To, you know, preserve my anonymity.
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You're right,
it would be a shame to jeopardize...
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...such a distinguished public profile.
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I stole from my friends, my family.
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I sold my son's tricycle
so I could score some junk.
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- Jesus.
- I was so drunk once...
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...I backed my car
over my mother outside Walgreens.
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Thirty-seven days sober.
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But sometimes, it's just so hard.
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Like I'm in this grave...
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Whoa, this is depressing.
It's like unhappy hour.
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- Shh.
- It is. I don't like it in here.
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This is making me want to drink more.
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Sir, you need to wait till the end
of the meeting. Go on, James.
Clip duration: 102 seconds
Views: 97
Timestamp in movie: 01h 02m 35s
Uploaded: 23 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A drunken playboy stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman his family doesn't like.
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Actors
Hobson - Helen Mirren
Arthur - Russell Brand
