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"Arthur Christmas" quotes

Arthur Christmas poster
Santa's clumsy son Arthur sets out on a mission with Grandsanta to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than two hours.

Director: Sarah Smith, Barry Cook
Writer: Peter Baynham, Sarah Smith
Production: N/A
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $46,462,469
Released: 23 Nov 2011
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 3 wins & 23 nominations total
They can see us - Arthur Christmas 00:20 They can see us If you live at the North pole - Arthur Christmas 05:00 If you live at the North pole It just can't be - Arthur Christmas 02:21 It just can't be It doesn't matter how Santa's gift gets there - Arthur Christmas 00:44 It doesn't matter how Santa's gift gets there We come in peace - Arthur Christmas 00:43 We come in peace There is a Child without a present - Arthur Christmas 00:25 There is a Child without a present Not Necessarily - Arthur Christmas 02:19 Not Necessarily Hand me my 'Me' Suit - Arthur Christmas 01:18 Hand me my 'Me' Suit And we have our new Santa - Arthur Christmas 00:33 And we have our new Santa Does that make me a Bad Santa - Arthur Christmas 01:01 Does that make me a Bad Santa I just clicked on the first one - Arthur Christmas 00:42 I just clicked on the first one The crazy wrapping elf - Arthur Christmas 01:06 The crazy wrapping elf 23 Mimosa Avenue - Arthur Christmas 03:01 23 Mimosa Avenue Out with the Old - Arthur Christmas 02:07 Out with the Old It's that terrible night all over again - Arthur Christmas 00:40 It's that terrible night all over again Bash it with a brick - Arthur Christmas 01:58 Bash it with a brick The Sleigh on the roof - Arthur Christmas 01:04 The Sleigh on the roof I had a heart attack at the reigns - Arthur Christmas 01:54 I had a heart attack at the reigns For Goodness Sake - Arthur Christmas 00:39 For Goodness Sake Santa brought me the bike I wanted - Arthur Christmas 00:16 Santa brought me the bike I wanted They're waiting for us - Arthur Christmas 00:50 They're waiting for us This is where they keep the lions - Arthur Christmas 00:18 This is where they keep the lions MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - Arthur Christmas 01:57 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations - Arthur Christmas 02:26 What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock - Arthur Christmas 00:06 At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock This is Germany Father - Arthur Christmas 00:06 This is Germany Father This picture - Arthur Christmas 00:36 This picture The Santas always come through Canada - Arthur Christmas 00:08 The Santas always come through Canada Okay let's show them people - Arthur Christmas 00:07 Okay let's show them people And may 100 percent of your Christmases be white - Arthur Christmas 00:06 And may 100 percent of your Christmases be white It's Christmas - Arthur Christmas 00:10 It's Christmas It's impossible - Arthur Christmas 00:07 It's impossible Had a heart attack at the reins Left ventricle popped out me mouth - Arthur Christmas 00:35 Had a heart attack at the reins Left ventricle popped out me... I've got a phobia of being beheaded and heights and speed and reindeer - Arthur Christmas 00:12 I've got a phobia of being beheaded and heights and... You were right Arthur It doesn't matter how Santa's gift gets there - Arthur Christmas 00:16 You were right Arthur It doesn't matter how... But there's a child without a present - Arthur Christmas 00:07 But there's a child without a present ARTHUR Uh Uh Uh - Arthur Christmas 00:24 ARTHUR Uh Uh Uh It just can't be It can't It just can't be Oh - Arthur Christmas 01:06 It just can't be It can't It just can't be Oh A child's been missed - Arthur Christmas 00:51 A child's been missed Margaret - Arthur Christmas 00:29 Margaret Drop complete - Arthur Christmas 00:20 Drop complete Okay so I'm not great with children - Arthur Christmas 00:27 Okay so I'm not great with children When you put the address into - Arthur Christmas 00:12 When you put the address into What elf Bryony Shelfley sir - Arthur Christmas 00:26 What elf Bryony Shelfley sir Dear Santa are you real - Arthur Christmas 00:39 Dear Santa are you real Leave me It's that - Arthur Christmas 00:13 Leave me It's that Bash it with a brick Arthur Go on - Arthur Christmas 00:51 Bash it with a brick Arthur Go on They can see us - Arthur Christmas 00:15 They can see us So why are we taking it - Arthur Christmas 00:22 So why are we taking it Ho ho ho - Arthur Christmas 00:03 Ho ho ho Whoa Unh - Arthur Christmas 00:26 Whoa Unh Santa brought me the bike I wanted - Arthur Christmas 00:05 Santa brought me the bike I wanted They'll be waiting for us sir We were on the news - Arthur Christmas 00:27 They'll be waiting for us sir We were on the news Then this is - Arthur Christmas 00:10 Then this is Gone right down the rodney hole You're a postman with a spaceship - Arthur Christmas 00:25 Gone right down the rodney hole You're a postman with a... What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations - Arthur Christmas 01:11 What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations Three! - Arthur Christmas Three! Um... - Arthur Christmas Um... ANDREW: Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir.
SANTA: Unh. Unh. - Arthur Christmas ANDREW: Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir. SANTA: Unh. Unh. We have a waker - Arthur Christmas We have a waker We have a waker - Arthur Christmas We have a waker [ALL SlGH] - Arthur Christmas 00:09 [ALL SlGH] [ALL YELL] - Arthur Christmas 00:08 [ALL YELL] ANDREW: Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir.
SANTA: Unh. Unh. - Arthur Christmas 00:17 ANDREW: Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir. SANTA: Unh. Unh. ARTHUR Dear Gwen thank you for your letter - Arthur Christmas 00:39 ARTHUR Dear Gwen thank you for your letter ARTHUR:
Dear Xiao-Ling,
thanks for your letter - Arthur Christmas 00:20 ARTHUR: Dear Xiao-Ling, thanks for your letter [ARTHUR GRUNTlNG] - Arthur Christmas 00:29 [ARTHUR GRUNTlNG] ARTHUR Uh Uh Uh - Arthur Christmas 00:26 ARTHUR Uh Uh Uh At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock - Arthur Christmas 00:06 At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock [BABlES CRYlNG] - Arthur Christmas 00:21 [BABlES CRYlNG] [BlLL NlGHY'S "MAKE
SOMEONE HAPPY" PLAYlNG] - Arthur Christmas 00:05 [BlLL NlGHY'S "MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY" PLAYlNG] [BRYONY GASPS] - Arthur Christmas 00:12 [BRYONY GASPS] BRYONY Then this is - Arthur Christmas 00:04 BRYONY Then this is BRYONY Then this is - Arthur Christmas 00:10 BRYONY Then this is Bryony? - Arthur Christmas 00:13 Bryony? But, Steve, - Arthur Christmas 00:21 But, Steve, But there's a child without a present - Arthur Christmas 00:07 But there's a child without a present Can l burn this?
Sure. - Arthur Christmas 00:07 Can l burn this? Sure. Carrot chomped. - Arthur Christmas 00:08 Carrot chomped. COMPUTER And may 1 00 percent of your Christmases be white - Arthur Christmas 00:06 COMPUTER And may 1 00 percent of your Christmases be white COMPUTER:
And may 1 00 percent
of your Christmases be white. - Arthur Christmas 00:10 COMPUTER: And may 1 00 percent of your Christmases be white. Decking halls - Arthur Christmas 00:08 Decking halls Don't leave me, Arthur! - Arthur Christmas 00:13 Don't leave me, Arthur! [ELEPHANT TRUMPETlNG] - Arthur Christmas 00:10 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETlNG] [GASPS] - Arthur Christmas 00:11 [GASPS] GRANDSANTA Take us to your leader Ha ha ha - Arthur Christmas 00:04 GRANDSANTA Take us to your leader Ha ha ha GRANDSANTA What's all this - Arthur Christmas 01:03 GRANDSANTA What's all this [GRUNTS] - Arthur Christmas 00:13 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS THEN
WHlMPERlNG AND YELLlNG] - Arthur Christmas 00:11 [GRUNTS THEN WHlMPERlNG AND YELLlNG]

Cast

Arthur - James McAvoy
Steve - Hugh Laurie
Grandsanta - Bill Nighy
Mrs Santa - Imelda Staunton