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Grandsanta:
[At the tractor dealership in Idaho, Arthur is trying to remove a golden reindeer from the 'Leaping Deer Autos' sign]
Bash it with a brick, Arthur! Go on! Arthur:
[Struggling to remove the reindeer on top of the roof]
It just won't... Bryony:
I may just be a wrapping operative, sir, but this contravenes seventeen specific mission regulations! Grandsanta:
I'm in charge here, not Billy the Bureaucrat! Arthur:
[Almost removing the reindeer]
It's stuck! Grandsanta:
[to Bryony]
Elf! Wrap your head! Grandsanta:
[to Arthur]
Come on, lad, you're as much use as a cheese chopstick! Arthur:
Got it! Oh NO! [Gasps as he realises that the sign is only one side of a reindeer] Grandsanta:
Oh my big old Betty, it'll have to do. Pass it down! Bryony:
[whimpering]
Permission to breathe! I have about nine seconds left before I black out! Grandsanta:
One breath. Bryony:
[Seeing the lights in the tractor dealership owner's house switch on]
Sir! Grandsanta:
[to Bryony]
I said one! [to Arthur] Grandsanta:
Hurry up, Arthur! Arthur:
But don't we need a whole one to balance the sleigh? Grandsanta:
Oh, it won't balance the sleigh! If anything it'll slow us down. Arthur:
So why are we taking it? Grandsanta:
It's for Gwen! Eight beautiful reindeer! That's what she's dreaming of! The jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof. That's what the kids want, not some spaceship! Grandsanta:
[to Bryony]
What now? Bryony:
[She whimpers through the wrapping and opens it]
We have a waker, sir!
[At the tractor dealership in Idaho, Arthur is trying to remove a golden reindeer from the 'Leaping Deer Autos' sign]
Bash it with a brick, Arthur! Go on! Arthur:
[Struggling to remove the reindeer on top of the roof]
It just won't... Bryony:
I may just be a wrapping operative, sir, but this contravenes seventeen specific mission regulations! Grandsanta:
I'm in charge here, not Billy the Bureaucrat! Arthur:
[Almost removing the reindeer]
It's stuck! Grandsanta:
[to Bryony]
Elf! Wrap your head! Grandsanta:
[to Arthur]
Come on, lad, you're as much use as a cheese chopstick! Arthur:
Got it! Oh NO! [Gasps as he realises that the sign is only one side of a reindeer] Grandsanta:
Oh my big old Betty, it'll have to do. Pass it down! Bryony:
[whimpering]
Permission to breathe! I have about nine seconds left before I black out! Grandsanta:
One breath. Bryony:
[Seeing the lights in the tractor dealership owner's house switch on]
Sir! Grandsanta:
[to Bryony]
I said one! [to Arthur] Grandsanta:
Hurry up, Arthur! Arthur:
But don't we need a whole one to balance the sleigh? Grandsanta:
Oh, it won't balance the sleigh! If anything it'll slow us down. Arthur:
So why are we taking it? Grandsanta:
It's for Gwen! Eight beautiful reindeer! That's what she's dreaming of! The jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof. That's what the kids want, not some spaceship! Grandsanta:
[to Bryony]
What now? Bryony:
[She whimpers through the wrapping and opens it]
We have a waker, sir!
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Bash it with a brick, Arthur. Go on.
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It just won't...
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Grab its antlers and tug.
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I may just be a wrapping operative,
sir, but this contravenes.
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Seventeen.
Specific mission regulations.
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I'm in charge here,
not Billy the Bureaucrat.
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It's stuck.
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Shh!
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Eighteen.
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Elf, wrap your head.
Sir!
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Come on, lad. You're as much use
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as a cheese chopstick.
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Got it!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my big Aunt Betty.
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It'll have to do. Pass it down.
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What?
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Permission to breathe, sir. I have about
nine seconds left before I black out.
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One breath.
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Sir?
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I said one. Hurry up, Arthur.
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But don't we need a whole one?
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You know,
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to balance the sleigh?
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Oh, it won't balance the sleigh. No, no.
If anything, it'll slow us down.
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So why are we taking it?
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It's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer.
That's what she's dreaming of.
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The jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof.
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Yeah, but...
That's what the kids want,
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not some spaceship.
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We're giving her the star treatment.
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What now?
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We have a waker, sir.
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With a gun!
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That's it, lad.
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You distract him!
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Grandsanta!
Who's there?
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Uh... Uh... Uh...
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We come in peace.
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Our craft has to
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travel around the world
in less than an hour!
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We need a sign for our slei...
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Craft.
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Sorry I can't pay you. Where I
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come from, we don't have
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money!
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Movie Summary
Santa's clumsy son Arthur sets out on a mission with Grandsanta to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than two hours.


