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I had a heart attack at the reigns
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Christmas 1923, I had a heart attack at the reigns. Left ventricle popped out my mouth,...

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Grandsanta: [Arthur, Grandsanta & Bryony have just left Idaho with the fake reindeer attached to the sleigh, they are halfway across the Atlantic Ocean] Christmas 1923, I had a heart attack at the reigns. Left ventricle popped out my mouth, pushed it back down and carried on. Arthur: [looks over the ledge of the sleigh and sees nothing but water all around] Big isn't it? The Atlantic! Do you think we should stop and ask someone? Grandsanta: Fishy nibbles, come on, we are nearly there! [points to a slow moving streak of light] Grandsanta: You see, I take the north star, there, a fixed point, and I plot my bearings... Bryony: That's a plane, Sir! Grandsanta: It's a Co-ordination, Elf, I'll have you harpooned! Arthur: [looks down and sees something that looks like an island disappearing under rising sea levels] I thought it would be chillier here in England? Grandsanta: Globular Warming. [Sees land ahead and starts heading for it] Grandsanta: Hah! There it is! Told you! Arthur: [They land in Tanzania, Africa] Wow! England? [a huge beetle crawls over Arthur] Arthur: Yyaaarrggh! Grandsanta: Maybe we pullled to the right a bit since we're a reindeer short. France! Bonjour! Ou est la Boulangerie? Arthur: [Hears an Elephant] They have elephants in France? Grandsanta: The odd stray, they breed in the drains. Come this way, everyone! [They look around and realize they landed up in some animal sanctuary] Grandsanta: Paris zoo? Bryony: [Lions get agitated and start roaring] This must be where they keep the lions! [Lions and other animals start marching towards everyone]


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Christmas 1923,
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had a heart attack at the reins. Left ventricle popped out me mouth.
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Pushed it back down and carried on!
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It's big, isn't it, the Atlantic? Think we should stop and ask someone?
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Pishywibble, we're nearly there!
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See, I take the North Star there
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as a fixed point. Then I plot my bearings from, um...
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That's a plane, sir.
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Insubordination. I'll have you harpooned, elf.
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I thought it would be chillier near England.
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Globular warming.
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Ha! Land ahoy! There it is. Told you!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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There you are. Down. Watch that rock!
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There you go.
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Ah.
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Wow.
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England.
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Maybe we pulled to the right a bit. We're a reindeer short.
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France.
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They have elephants in France?
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The odd stray. They breed in the drains. This way.
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Paris Zoo.
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Then this is
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where they keep the lions!
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They won't eat me.
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I'm Santa!
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Lie down!
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Oh, right.
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Call the keeper!
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How old is this?
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"Atlantis"?
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"Here be cannibals"?
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Watch out for cannibals.
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This isn't France, is it?
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Technically, it's known as Africa. Aah!
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Serengeti National Park, Tanzania.
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How can you possibly be sure?
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The GPS on my HOHO.
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Take her!
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Take the elf!
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GPS? Why didn't you say?

Clip duration: 114 seconds
Views: 304
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 33s
Uploaded: 24 October, 2021
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: Santa's clumsy son Arthur sets out on a mission with Grandsanta to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than two hours.


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