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Santa:
[Santa, Mrs Santa & Steve have arrived in Trelew on the S-1]
Trelew! Out with the Old, In with the New! Mrs. Santa:
[Holding Santa's Hand]
Well Done, Dear! Santa:
[Back on the Bridge of the S-1 as Steve has gone to give Gwen what we believe to be another version of the bike]
Poor Arthur! He tried so hard! He slumped again! Mrs. Santa:
Off course not, Dear! We are here! The little girl will get her present! I think he has done rather Splendidly! Santa:
[Exclaiming]
My Margaret! Steve:
[Rings the doorbell, the door opens and a child that looks just like Gwen appears]
Good morning Gwen! Ho Ho Ho etc. Apologies for the minor delay, I am sure that even a child can understand that in a operation as complex as Christmas there is always a slightly insignificant margin of error, which is you! As a gesture, I have upgraded you to the Steve:
[Reveals the big purple hi-tech bicycle] Steve:
Glamour Fast Ultra X3, which retails at $9.99 more than your requested gift! Bigger and Better! You wouldn't mind just signing a legal waver? Pedro:
[the child appears to be a boy]
No bien el señor! Soy Pedro! Steve:
What? P-Pedro? A Boy? A Spanish Boy? This is an error! No Hablo Espanol! Steve:
[Snatches the bike off Pedro] Steve:
[Pedro and Steve start fighting, Pedro starts weeping and wailing in a tantrum, Mr & Mrs Santa back up on the S-1's bridge can see the commotion on the S-1's Steve-cam]
Look! Will you...? No! No! No! Please don't cry! Please don't cry! No crying! No sobbing!
[Santa, Mrs Santa & Steve have arrived in Trelew on the S-1]
Trelew! Out with the Old, In with the New! Mrs. Santa:
[Holding Santa's Hand]
Well Done, Dear! Santa:
[Back on the Bridge of the S-1 as Steve has gone to give Gwen what we believe to be another version of the bike]
Poor Arthur! He tried so hard! He slumped again! Mrs. Santa:
Off course not, Dear! We are here! The little girl will get her present! I think he has done rather Splendidly! Santa:
[Exclaiming]
My Margaret! Steve:
[Rings the doorbell, the door opens and a child that looks just like Gwen appears]
Good morning Gwen! Ho Ho Ho etc. Apologies for the minor delay, I am sure that even a child can understand that in a operation as complex as Christmas there is always a slightly insignificant margin of error, which is you! As a gesture, I have upgraded you to the Steve:
[Reveals the big purple hi-tech bicycle] Steve:
Glamour Fast Ultra X3, which retails at $9.99 more than your requested gift! Bigger and Better! You wouldn't mind just signing a legal waver? Pedro:
[the child appears to be a boy]
No bien el señor! Soy Pedro! Steve:
What? P-Pedro? A Boy? A Spanish Boy? This is an error! No Hablo Espanol! Steve:
[Snatches the bike off Pedro] Steve:
[Pedro and Steve start fighting, Pedro starts weeping and wailing in a tantrum, Mr & Mrs Santa back up on the S-1's bridge can see the commotion on the S-1's Steve-cam]
Look! Will you...? No! No! No! Please don't cry! Please don't cry! No crying! No sobbing!
Full Transcript
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Out with the old, in with the new.
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Well done, dear.
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Poor Arthur.
He tried so hard.
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He's flunked again.
Of course
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he hasn't, dear.
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We're here. The little girl
will get her present.
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I think he's done rather splendidly.
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My Margaret.
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Good morning, Gwen.
Ho, ho, et cetera.
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Apologies for the minor delay.
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I'm sure that even a child
can understand
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that in an operation
as complex as Christmas,
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there's always an insignificant
margin of error,
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which is you. As a gesture,
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I've upgraded you
to the Glamorfast Ultra X-3
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which retails at 9.99 more
than your requested gift.
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Bigger ergo better.
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If you wouldn't mind
just signing a legal waiver?
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Pedro? A boy?
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A Spanish boy?
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This is an error.
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Now get off the bike.
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Will you get...?
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No, no, no. Please don't cry.
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No cry-o.
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No, uh, "sob-idad. "
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Uh...
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It's over a mile.
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We've got no sleigh,
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no reindeer,
and you can't even walk.
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What are you doing?
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I can cycle!
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Oi! Come back!
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What about
the wrapping?!
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The church. She lives by the church!
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Happy Christmas, cows!
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Meltdown. Ten seconds
to figgy Flensburg. Snowman.
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Movie Summary
Santa's clumsy son Arthur sets out on a mission with Grandsanta to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than two hours.

