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Arthur:
[Opening a Christmas cracker, having Christmas dinner with the family round at the dinner table at the North Pole's Residential Quarters]
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?... Tinselitis! [laughs hysterically] Arthur:
Isn't this the best bit of Christmas? Mrs. Santa:
It certainly is, Arthur! The whole family together! Mrs. Santa:
[to Santa]
How about a toast, Malcolm? Santa:
Oh... mmm... , Well, here's to me, to an even better job next year! [Everybody cheers] Arthur:
You're already the perfect dad! Grandsanta:
Hah! That turkey did more than him! [Starts laughing and looses his false teeth, they land in gravy] Santa:
You wouldn't understand, Father! I've rather moved things on since your day, Hey Steve? Grandsanta:
[Gets his false teeth back and continues eating his meal]
Forget Techno Tommy, he's texting on his calculator after every job [laughs] Steve:
[Clearing out his inbox on his HO-HO]
It's a Hand-held Operational and Homing Organizer, The HO-HO 3000! Grandsanta:
Whooooh! Whoopy-doo! Aren't you the Fancy Nancy! Doesn't matter what you come up with, Son, you maybe be the next in line, but you'll never get to be Santa unless you 'Knock Him Off' Arthur:
Hummm! I've got you all a present! After all the hard work, I wanted everyone to have some 'Christmas Fun' Arthur:
[Shows everyone the Game, 'Christmas, The Board Game]
Ta-Daah!
[Opening a Christmas cracker, having Christmas dinner with the family round at the dinner table at the North Pole's Residential Quarters]
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?... Tinselitis! [laughs hysterically] Arthur:
Isn't this the best bit of Christmas? Mrs. Santa:
It certainly is, Arthur! The whole family together! Mrs. Santa:
[to Santa]
How about a toast, Malcolm? Santa:
Oh... mmm... , Well, here's to me, to an even better job next year! [Everybody cheers] Arthur:
You're already the perfect dad! Grandsanta:
Hah! That turkey did more than him! [Starts laughing and looses his false teeth, they land in gravy] Santa:
You wouldn't understand, Father! I've rather moved things on since your day, Hey Steve? Grandsanta:
[Gets his false teeth back and continues eating his meal]
Forget Techno Tommy, he's texting on his calculator after every job [laughs] Steve:
[Clearing out his inbox on his HO-HO]
It's a Hand-held Operational and Homing Organizer, The HO-HO 3000! Grandsanta:
Whooooh! Whoopy-doo! Aren't you the Fancy Nancy! Doesn't matter what you come up with, Son, you maybe be the next in line, but you'll never get to be Santa unless you 'Knock Him Off' Arthur:
Hummm! I've got you all a present! After all the hard work, I wanted everyone to have some 'Christmas Fun' Arthur:
[Shows everyone the Game, 'Christmas, The Board Game]
Ta-Daah!
Full Transcript
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"What do you get
if you eat Christmas decorations?
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Tinselitis!"
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Isn't this the best bit of Christmas?
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It certainly is, Arthur.
The whole family together.
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How about a toast, Malcolm?
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Oh! Um...
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Well, uh, here's to me doing
an even better job next year.
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Next year.
But you're
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already perfect, Dad.
Ha! That turkey did more than him.
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Ha, ha! Aah!
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You wouldn't understand, Father.
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I've rather moved things on
since your day. Eh, Steve?
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Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting
on his calculator after another job.
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It's a Handheld
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Operational and Homing Organizer.
The HOHO 3000.
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I'm enacting mission closure.
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Whoopee-doo.
Aren't you the fancy nancy?
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Don't matter what you come up with.
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You may be next in line, but you'll never
get to be Santa unless you knock him off.
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Um...
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I've got you all a present.
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After all the hard work, I wanted
everyone to have some Christmas fun.
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Ta-da!
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I'm Santa!
No, no, I'm Santa. It's ridiculous.
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You just took the piece out of my hand.
Well, I am actually Santa
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so I think I should have it.
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Yes. You're the nonexecutive figurehead.
Exactly.
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Figurehead.
It means
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a fatty with a beard who fits the suit.
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The other pieces are good too.
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Or I can make extra Santas
for everyone.
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Why don't you be the candle, Steve?
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All those bright ideas, eh?
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Fine. I'm the candle,
Arthur's the turkey
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and you, Father,
are, of course, Santa.
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Grandsanta, you can be
this charming relic.
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"Relic"? "Relic"?
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I did the whole of Christmas
in one of these, Arthur.
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Oh, yes. I didn't need
a trillion elves in bleepy hats.
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We don't fly about
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throwing lead-painted toys
down chimneys anymore.
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That space sends you back
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to Lapland.
Malcolm, where did you get those?
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Movie Summary
Santa's clumsy son Arthur sets out on a mission with Grandsanta to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than two hours.
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