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As Good as It Gets

I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me

Melvin Udall:
I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me

Full Transcript

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No sir I can't do this without you
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I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one eye on me
Available in 9 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
530
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:34
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.

Actors

Jack Nicholson
Melvin Udall
Jack Nicholson
Helen Hunt
Carol Connelly
Helen Hunt
Here's a little suitcase. - As Good as It Gets 00:07
Here's a little suitcase.
- You're still coming, aren't you? - As Good as It Gets 00:45
- You're still coming, aren't you?
- What did you think I'd ask? - As Good as It Gets 00:10
- What did you think I'd ask?
- Everybody gets their own cage? - As Good as It Gets 00:10
- Everybody gets their own cage?
I love you. - As Good as It Gets 00:13
I love you.
- Don't worry, mom. - As Good as It Gets 00:11
- Don't worry, mom.
- Sorry I'm not taking you myself. - As Good as It Gets 00:19
- Sorry I'm not taking you myself.
Thank you for being on time. - As Good as It Gets 00:12
Thank you for being on time.
Hello Holy God who did that to you - As Good as It Gets 00:24
Hello Holy God who did that to you
Holy god. - As Good as It Gets 00:22
Holy god.
Okay here I go - As Good as It Gets 00:08
Okay here I go
- I was gonna do that for you. - As Good as It Gets 00:13
- I was gonna do that for you.
Never a break. - As Good as It Gets 00:12
Never a break.
Thank you. - As Good as It Gets 00:07
Thank you.
I've got the whole trip programmed. - As Good as It Gets 00:19
I've got the whole trip programmed.
Yes I'm sure Simon they did something really offfor you to feel this wayBut when it comes to your parents or your kidsomething will always be off for you unless you set it straightAnd maybe this thing happened to you just to give you a chance to do - As Good as It Gets 02:47
Yes I'm sure Simon they did something really offfor you...
- When I was a kid... - As Good as It Gets 00:45
- When I was a kid...
You like sad stories You wanna hear mine - As Good as It Gets 00:04
You like sad stories You wanna hear mine
Go ahead, really. - As Good as It Gets 00:55
Go ahead, really.
And he started hitting me. - As Good as It Gets 00:47
And he started hitting me.