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As Good as It Gets

I keep bacon in my pocket. See? Oh, my gosh

I keep bacon in my pocket. See? Oh, my gosh

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I keep bacon in my pocket
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See
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Oh my gosh
Available in 9 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:32
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.
We'll both call him. - As Good as It Gets 00:10
We'll both call him.
Yo, yo. - As Good as It Gets 00:12
Yo, yo.
Just a stupid dog. - As Good as It Gets 00:17
Just a stupid dog.
With Nick at nite's "classic TV rewind." On repeat viewing, one begins to suspect that might not really be major healey in the phone booth. - As Good as It Gets 00:12
With Nick at nite's "classic TV rewind." On...
The doctors gave me your address. - As Good as It Gets 00:06
The doctors gave me your address.
If you're worried about thanking me... - As Good as It Gets 00:20
If you're worried about thanking me...
I have... - As Good as It Gets 00:08
I have...
So you'd come back to work and wait on me. - As Good as It Gets 00:13
So you'd come back to work and wait on me.
I'll be at the restaurant tomorrow. - As Good as It Gets 00:10
I'll be at the restaurant tomorrow.
I'm not going to sleep with you I will never sleep with you Never everNot everWell I'm sorry but umWe don't open for the no sex oaths until 9 am - As Good as It Gets 00:25
I'm not going to sleep with you I will never sleep with...
Well, I'm sorry, but, um... - As Good as It Gets 00:19
Well, I'm sorry, but, um...
I just... - As Good as It Gets 00:07
I just...
"Never," she said. - As Good as It Gets 00:06
"Never," she said.
Took a chance you were up. - As Good as It Gets 00:09
Took a chance you were up.
Boy. Never been this tired in my life. - As Good as It Gets 00:07
Boy. Never been this tired in my life.
I haven't been clear in my head or felt like myself. - As Good as It Gets 00:07
I haven't been clear in my head or felt like myself.
I'm in trouble. - As Good as It Gets 00:23
I'm in trouble.
I'm glad we did this. - As Good as It Gets 00:08
I'm glad we did this.
You are not still writing that thank-you note? - As Good as It Gets 01:01
You are not still writing that thank-you note?
I gotta finish this letter or go nuts This can't be right Con scienceCarolWhatIt's very weird not feeling thatStupid panic thing inside me all the timeWithout that I just start thinking about myselfAnd what good does that ever get anybodyToday on the bus - As Good as It Gets 02:12
I gotta finish this letter or go nuts This can't be...