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What? - I want you to go on this trip. - No, sir. - I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me. I need you to chaperone
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What?- I want you to go on this trip. - No, sir.- I can't do this without you. I'm afraid...

What?- I want you to go on this trip. - No, sir.- I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pullthe stiff one-eye on me. I need you to chaperone.Separate everything but cars. You said you liked convertibles.Now I'm on the hook. - I'm sorry. The stiff one-eye?- Two days. - I can't, I work.- You get off when you want to. - My son.- Bettes said he's doing fine. - Melvin, I'd rather not.- What has that got to do with it? - Funny, I thought it was a strong point.- Write a note. Ain't she sweet? - I need a hand and where'd she go?- Accepting your help obligates me? Is there any other way to see it?

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What I want you to go on this trip
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No sir I can't do this without you
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I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one eye on me
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I need you to chaperone Separate everything but cars
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You said you liked convertibles Now I'm on the hook
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I'm sorry The stiff one eye Two days
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I can't I work You get off when you want to
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My son Bettes said he's doing fine
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Melvin I'd rather not What has that got to do with it
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Funny I thought it was a strong point Write a note Ain't she sweet
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I need a hand and where'd she go Accepting your help obligates me
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Is there any other way to see it
Available in 9 languages
Duration
48 seconds
Views
708
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:30
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.

Actors

Jack Nicholson
Melvin Udall
Helen Hunt
Carol Connelly