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I'm not going to sleep with you I will never sleep with you Never everNot everWell I'm sorry but umWe don't open for the no sex oaths until 9 am
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As Good as It Gets

Well, I'm sorry, but, um... we don't open for the "no sex oaths" until 9am

Carol Connelly:
I'm not going to sleep with you! I will never sleep with you, never, ever! Not ever!Melvin Udall:Well, I'm sorry, but, um... we don't open for the "no sex oaths" until 9am

Full Transcript

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I'm not going to sleep with you I will never sleep with you Never ever
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Not ever
00:00:14.221 --> 00:00:18.684
Well I'm sorry but um
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We don't open for the no sex oaths until 9 am
Available in 9 languages
Duration
25 seconds
Views
1,544
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:10
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.

Actors

Helen Hunt
Carol Connelly
Helen Hunt
Jack Nicholson
Melvin Udall
Jack Nicholson
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Well, I'm sorry, but, um...
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I just...
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"Never," she said.
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Took a chance you were up.
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Boy. Never been this tired in my life.
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I haven't been clear in my head or felt like myself.
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I'm in trouble.
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I'm glad we did this.
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You are not still writing that thank-you note?
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It's very weird not feeling that...
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Today on the bus, there was this adorable couple.
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Go ahead.
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And I felt almost really bad that Dr.
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Which is probably why I make Spence hug me more than he...
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Poor kid has to make up for his mom not getting any.
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Who needs these thoughts?
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She's nice.
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Shouldn't that be a good thing telling somebody No...
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- What? - You think I'm a Mark.