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80 never never interrupt me okayNot if there's a fire not if you hear the sound of a thud from my homeand one week later there's a smell from a decaying human bodyand you have to hold a hanky to your
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Okay then

Melvin Udall:
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?Simon Bishop: Uhm, yes. It's not a... subtle point that you're making.Melvin Udall:Okay then

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80 never never interrupt me okay
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Not if there's a fire not if you hear the sound of a thud from my home
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and one week later there's a smell from a decaying human body
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and you have to hold a hanky to your face
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because the stench is so thick you think you're gonna faint
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Even then don't come knocking
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Or if it's election night
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and you wanna celebrate because some fudge packer that you date
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has been elected the first queer president of the United States
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And he's going to have you down to camp David
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And you want someone to share the moment with
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Even then don't knock Not on this door
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Not for any reason
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Do you get me sweetheart
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Yes It's not a subtle point that you're making
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Okay then
Available in 9 languages
Duration
69 seconds
Views
1,068
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:19
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.

Actors

Jack Nicholson
Melvin Udall
Greg Kinnear
Simon Bishop