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Is he dead yet NoWould there be any way you would be willing to walk his dog for himAbsolutelyYou're a wonderful manTwo o'clock would be a good time Here is the key in case he's asleepOpen his
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As Good as It Gets

Where did they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "sailor wanna hump-hump"...

Melvin Udall:
Is he dead yet?Nora:No... Would there be any way that you would be willing to walk his dog for him?Melvin Udall:Absolutely.Nora:You're a wonderful man! Two o'clock would be a good time, and here is the key in case he is asleep. Open his curtains for him so he can see God's beautiful work, and he'll know that even things like this happen for the best.Melvin Udall: Where did they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "sailor wanna hump-hump" bar? Or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here

Full Transcript

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Is he dead yet No
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Would there be any way you would be willing to walk his dog for him
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Absolutely
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You're a wonderful man
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Two o'clock would be a good time Here is the key in case he's asleep
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Open his curtains for him so he can see god's beautiful work
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And he'll know that even things like this happen for the best
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Where did you learn to talk like this In a sailor wanna hump hump bar
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Or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey
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Sell crazy some place else We're all stocked up here
Available in 9 languages
Duration
50 seconds
Views
1,193
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:56
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.

Actors

Jack Nicholson
Melvin Udall