No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug
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Melvin Udall:
[sitting in the bar alone after Carol storms out, talking to the bartender]
The next thing I know, she's sitting right there next to me. Well, it's not right to go into details... I got nervous. I screwed up. I said the wrong thing, where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who if you make her laugh you got a life. Instead, I'm here with you: no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug
[sitting in the bar alone after Carol storms out, talking to the bartender]
The next thing I know, she's sitting right there next to me. Well, it's not right to go into details... I got nervous. I screwed up. I said the wrong thing, where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who if you make her laugh you got a life. Instead, I'm here with you: no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug
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The next thing I know she's sittin' right there next to me you know
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Well it's not right to go into details I got nervous
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I screwed up I said the wrong thing
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Where if I hadn't I
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I could be in bed right now with a woman who if
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you make her laugh you got a life
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Instead I'm here with you
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Movie Summary
A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.
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Melvin Udall
