No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.
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Melvin Udall:
[sitting in the bar alone after Carol storms out, talking to the bartender]
The next thing I know, she's sitting right there next to me. Well, it's not right to go into details... I got nervous. I screwed up. I said the wrong thing, where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who if you make her laugh you got a life. Instead, I'm here with you: no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.
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The next thing I know she's sittin' right there next to me you know
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Well it's not right to go into details I got nervous
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I screwed up I said the wrong thing
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Where if I hadn't I
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I could be in bed right now with a woman who if
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you make her laugh you got a life
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Instead I'm here with you
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 347
Timestamp in movie: 01h 48m 22s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.
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00:31 And have they done blood tests on him Yeah
00:09 You wanna dance
00:09 It was better than sex We held each other
00:05 What if this is as good as it gets
00:04 If I went by your eyes I'd say you were kind
00:15 Hi Help
00:12 Can we get you anything else
00:10 Can you drive him
00:13 I'm stuck I can't get back to my own life
00:32 Is it a secret what you're doing here
00:07 I grew up in hell homeboy
00:06 The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to...
00:12 Doughnut munching morons Help me
00:18 Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you
00:20 Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself...
00:08 I can't do this without you
00:17 My wife is Melvin Udall's publisher
00:12 But Melvin do do you know where you're lucky
00:11 Rot in hell Melvin
00:25 I'm not going to sleep with you