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Verdell What's wrongYou miss the tough guyWell here I am sweetheartHappy to see me you little mop How about a ride down the chute
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As Good as It Gets

Well, here I am, sweetheart! Happy to see me, you little pissant mop? How 'bout another...

Simon Bishop:
Verdell. What's wrong? You miss the tough guy?Simon Bishop:Well, here I am, sweetheart! Happy to see me, you little pissant mop? How 'bout another ride down the chute?

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Verdell What's wrong
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You miss the tough guy
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Well here I am sweetheart
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Happy to see me you little mop How about a ride down the chute
Available in 9 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
789
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:37
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
TriStar Pictures,Gracie Films

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Movie Summary

A single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.

Actors

Greg Kinnear
Simon Bishop
Greg Kinnear
Yes, you make us a lot of money. - As Good as It Gets 00:33
Yes, you make us a lot of money.
I can't resist. - As Good as It Gets 00:31
I can't resist.
- How do you write women so well? - As Good as It Gets 00:10
- How do you write women so well?
My wife is Melvin udall's publisherI'm to take care of this little guy because you are needed at workWhat kind of work do you doI'm a waitressIn Manhattan Dr Bettes - As Good as It Gets 00:19
My wife is Melvin udall's publisherI'm to take...
Okay Have they done blood tests YeahOnly in the er or when he was wellEmergency room only OkayAnd how about skin testing for allergies NoNo standard scratch test No I askedThey said my plan didn't cover it and that it wasn't necessaryWhy Should they have - As Good as It Gets 00:32
Okay Have they done blood tests YeahOnly in the er or when...
Uh... can we get you anything else? - As Good as It Gets 00:26
Uh... can we get you anything else?
No. It's... oh. Fine. Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good. - As Good as It Gets 00:09
No. It's... oh. Fine. Okay. Okay. That's good....
So let me know about the costs. - As Good as It Gets 00:14
So let me know about the costs.
Anyway, dear. - As Good as It Gets 00:10
Anyway, dear.
Huh? - What's wrong? - Who's gonna walk verdell? - As Good as It Gets 00:09
Huh? - What's wrong? - Who's gonna walk verdell?
Is he dead yet NoWould there be any way you would be willing to walk his dog for himAbsolutelyYou're a wonderful manTwo o'clock would be a good time Here is the key in case he's asleepOpen his curtains for him so he can see god's beautiful workAnd he'll - As Good as It Gets 00:50
Is he dead yet NoWould there be any way you would be willing...
Two o'clock would be a good time. - As Good as It Gets 00:30
Two o'clock would be a good time.
No, no, no! - As Good as It Gets 00:19
No, no, no!
You know how this will turn out. - As Good as It Gets 00:11
You know how this will turn out.
No. I do, I understand. - As Good as It Gets 00:17
No. I do, I understand.
What a day. - As Good as It Gets 00:09
What a day.
Excuse me, I'm not feeling well. - As Good as It Gets 00:21
Excuse me, I'm not feeling well.
Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you. - As Good as It Gets 00:09
Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you.
Nelly you're a disgrace to depression - As Good as It Gets 00:06
Nelly you're a disgrace to depression
- Rot in hell, Melvin. - As Good as It Gets 00:11
- Rot in hell, Melvin.