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Asakusa Kid

But I'm a writer… What? Yeah.That's why I wasn't talking to you

But I'm a writer… What? Yeah.
That's why I wasn't talking to you

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But I'm a writer…
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What? Yeah. That's why I wasn't talking to you.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:56
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
If you don't eat for three days, no one'll notice, - Asakusa Kid 00:06
If you don't eat for three days, no one'll notice,
Oh, no. Gee. That's not the point here. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Oh, no. Gee. That's not the point here.
Oh, speaking of which, you haven't paid me 500 yen yet. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Oh, speaking of which, you haven't paid me 500 yen yet.
I'd put them on and say, - Asakusa Kid 00:09
I'd put them on and say,
If you can't act silly offstage, you can't do it onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
If you can't act silly offstage, you can't do it o...
I've been wondering about Master's left hand… - Asakusa Kid 00:09
I've been wondering about Master's left hand…
I heard that it happened at a munition plant during the war. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I heard that it happened at a munition plant during the war.
It got caught in a conveyor belt and this all got chopped off. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
It got caught in a conveyor belt and this all got chopped of...
But he can even play the guitar with those fingers, - Asakusa Kid 00:08
But he can even play the guitar with those fingers,
Did you really eat it because you were hungry? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Did you really eat it because you were hungry?
I'm not an octopus, you fool! Why would I eat myself?! - Asakusa Kid 00:04
I'm not an octopus, you fool! Why would I eat myself?!
Okay. But it must be hard to swim. You can't help but go towards the left. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Okay. But it must be hard to swim. You can't help but g...
Yeah, even if I swim hard, I'll end up where I started. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Yeah, even if I swim hard, I'll end up where I started.
{\an8}ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA - Asakusa Kid 00:05
{\an8}ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA
Fine, then what were you doing today? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Fine, then what were you doing today?
There were so many horses, so I got excited and bet all my money! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
There were so many horses, so I got excited and bet all my m...
That's a horse race. You don't call it a zoo. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
That's a horse race. You don't call it a zoo.
Azuhachi, I'm so impressed. I heard you're all over TV these days. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Azuhachi, I'm so impressed. I heard you're all ove...
By the way, that young fellow, Take. He's improved a lot since I last saw him. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
By the way, that young fellow, Take. He's improved a lo...
These days, people even come just to see his skits. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
These days, people even come just to see his skits.