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Asakusa Kid

DO NOT MASTURBATE

DO NOT MASTURBATE

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DO NOT MASTURBATE
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:33
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
Well… about that thing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Well… about that thing.
What? How can a disciple turn down his master's invitation? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What? How can a disciple turn down his master's invitat...
Rather, how can a master take money from his disciple? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Rather, how can a master take money from his disciple?
Here he comes. Take, you'll accept my challenge, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Here he comes. Take, you'll accept my challenge, right?
You see? This is what makes you and him different. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You see? This is what makes you and him different.
Would you rather 50 yen per point? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Would you rather 50 yen per point?
I like that. I accept your challenge, you bastard. Bring it on! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I like that. I accept your challenge, you bastard. Bring it ...
I've decided to do manzai with Kiyoshi who used to perform here. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I've decided to do manzai with Kiyoshi who used to perf...
Now that you can do skits a bit better, you want out? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Now that you can do skits a bit better, you want out?
What can a fool like you with half-baked skills do out there?! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What can a fool like you with half-baked skills do out there...
And manzai of all things? What've you learned from me, you bastard? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
And manzai of all things? What've you learned from me, ...
That crap isn't even entertainment! - Asakusa Kid 00:04
That crap isn't even entertainment!
Two people, just talking nonsense! You wanna charge your audience for that?! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Two people, just talking nonsense! You wanna charge your aud...
You can't do this to Master who's been so good to you. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You can't do this to Master who's been so good to ...
What's the point in making people who seek nudity laugh? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
What's the point in making people who seek nudity laugh...
Even if I get a big laugh here, it won't take me anywhere! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Even if I get a big laugh here, it won't take me anywhe...
When did you learn to say such funny stuff, you bastard? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
When did you learn to say such funny stuff, you bastard?
I… - Asakusa Kid 00:08
I…
A guy like that must not do things half-heartedly, you fool. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
A guy like that must not do things half-heartedly, you fool.
Take? What do you mean by bang? What are you talking about? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Take? What do you mean by bang? What are you talking about?