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Asakusa Kid

Hey, I paid to see this!Don't tell me what to do

Hey, I paid to see this!
Don't tell me what to do

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Hey, I paid to see this! Don't tell me what to do.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:26
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
We don't ask you to watch us. We offer you comedy. So shut up and watch! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
We don't ask you to watch us. We offer you comedy. So s...
You're a comedian, so speak. Say something funny. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You're a comedian, so speak. Say something funny.
What?! Excuse me? Oh, do you wanna spend a night with me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What?! Excuse me? Oh, do you wanna spend a night with me?
What are you doing all of a sudden?! There's no such chick! And you're a guy! - Asakusa Kid 00:06
What are you doing all of a sudden?! There's no such ch...
Master ragged me after that like, "You suck!" - Asakusa Kid 00:07
Master ragged me after that like, "You suck!"
It's okay. I'm with that guy all the time. Can you imagine? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
It's okay. I'm with that guy all the time. Can you...
Oh, Inoue. Have you finished writing the skit you told me about? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Oh, Inoue. Have you finished writing the skit you told me ab...
Oh, yes, a rough outline. I'll ask Master to read it tomorrow. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Oh, yes, a rough outline. I'll ask Master to read it to...
No, I'm just an aspiring writer I hope I can become one someday. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
No, I'm just an aspiring writer I hope I can become one...
Hmm… I'm jealous that you all have dreams. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Hmm… I'm jealous that you all have dreams.
What are you talking about? You wanna be a singer, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What are you talking about? You wanna be a singer, right?
But that's-- - Asakusa Kid 00:06
But that's--
Shut up. You don't have to tell them that. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Shut up. You don't have to tell them that.
As they say, "Eat gei and polish your gei." - Asakusa Kid 00:05
As they say, "Eat gei and polish your gei."
"Gei" means both "whale" and "skill." - Asakusa Kid 00:05
"Gei" means both "whale" and...
And only old people go to strip clubs now. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
And only old people go to strip clubs now.
I left home saying I was gonna be a writer. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I left home saying I was gonna be a writer.
So I at least want them to know that I'm alive. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
So I at least want them to know that I'm alive.
Could you write a letter to my mother for me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Could you write a letter to my mother for me?
You're from Umejima. You can walk there from here. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You're from Umejima. You can walk there from here.