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I… I was gonna go shopping
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Asakusa Kid

I… I was gonna go shopping

I… I was gonna go shopping

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I… I was gonna go shopping.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:14
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
Hey, I paid to see this! Don't tell me what to do. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Hey, I paid to see this! Don't tell me what to do.
We don't ask you to watch us. We offer you comedy. So shut up and watch! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
We don't ask you to watch us. We offer you comedy. So s...
You're a comedian, so speak. Say something funny. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You're a comedian, so speak. Say something funny.
What?! Excuse me? Oh, do you wanna spend a night with me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What?! Excuse me? Oh, do you wanna spend a night with me?
What are you doing all of a sudden?! There's no such chick! And you're a guy! - Asakusa Kid 00:06
What are you doing all of a sudden?! There's no such ch...
Master ragged me after that like, "You suck!" - Asakusa Kid 00:07
Master ragged me after that like, "You suck!"
It's okay. I'm with that guy all the time. Can you imagine? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
It's okay. I'm with that guy all the time. Can you...
Oh, Inoue. Have you finished writing the skit you told me about? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Oh, Inoue. Have you finished writing the skit you told me ab...
Oh, yes, a rough outline. I'll ask Master to read it tomorrow. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Oh, yes, a rough outline. I'll ask Master to read it to...
No, I'm just an aspiring writer I hope I can become one someday. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
No, I'm just an aspiring writer I hope I can become one...
Hmm… I'm jealous that you all have dreams. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Hmm… I'm jealous that you all have dreams.
What are you talking about? You wanna be a singer, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What are you talking about? You wanna be a singer, right?
But that's-- - Asakusa Kid 00:06
But that's--
Shut up. You don't have to tell them that. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Shut up. You don't have to tell them that.
As they say, "Eat gei and polish your gei." - Asakusa Kid 00:05
As they say, "Eat gei and polish your gei."
"Gei" means both "whale" and "skill." - Asakusa Kid 00:05
"Gei" means both "whale" and...
And only old people go to strip clubs now. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
And only old people go to strip clubs now.
I left home saying I was gonna be a writer. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I left home saying I was gonna be a writer.
So I at least want them to know that I'm alive. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
So I at least want them to know that I'm alive.
Could you write a letter to my mother for me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Could you write a letter to my mother for me?