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I mean, why would I think like that?
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Asakusa Kid

I mean, why would I think like that?

I mean, why would I think like that?

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I mean, why would I think like that?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:35
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
I tell you, it's a big mistake to assume that all men think about that. - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I tell you, it's a big mistake to assume that all men t...
Could you at least listen to what he has to say? You know him. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Could you at least listen to what he has to say? You know hi...
Hmm… - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Hmm…
What?! You fool! Are you messing with me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What?! You fool! Are you messing with me?
Whether it's singing or dancing, you must have a skill to perform onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Whether it's singing or dancing, you must have a skill ...
Oh, but I like jazz. I used to work part-time at a jazz cafe. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Oh, but I like jazz. I used to work part-time at a jazz cafe...
Don't just clam up. Entertainers need to have quick comebacks. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Don't just clam up. Entertainers need to have quick com...
You suddenly asked him about his skill so he's confused. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You suddenly asked him about his skill so he's confused...
I really like your skits, Master. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
I really like your skits, Master.
I've seen various comedians' skits, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I've seen various comedians' skits,
It's like… - Asakusa Kid 00:12
It's like…
Gee. My skits are the best? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Gee. My skits are the best?
You don't know anything about comedy, you little shit. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You don't know anything about comedy, you little shit.
Nothing. Do you want some steamed cakes? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Nothing. Do you want some steamed cakes?
That "I'm enjoying my youth" look. It's embarrassing to watch. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
That "I'm enjoying my youth" look. It's ...
Why are you working here as… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Why are you working here as…
I was traveling around Japan acting and singing in a troupe, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I was traveling around Japan acting and singing in a troupe,
Yeah. I'm the aniki and Takayama is my sworn younger brother. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah. I'm the aniki and Takayama is my sworn younger br...
And after Takayama leaves, I'll say, "I've got to pick up a hot chick, too," - Asakusa Kid 00:07
And after Takayama leaves, I'll say, "I've go...
Yeah, I'll tell you what to do so just go along with it. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah, I'll tell you what to do so just go along with it...