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I'm not an octopus, you fool! Why would I eat myself?!
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Asakusa Kid

I'm not an octopus, you fool!Why would I eat myself?!

I'm not an octopus, you fool!
Why would I eat myself?!

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I'm not an octopus, you fool! Why would I eat myself?!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:08
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
Okay. But it must be hard to swim. You can't help but go towards the left. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Okay. But it must be hard to swim. You can't help but g...
Yeah, even if I swim hard, I'll end up where I started. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Yeah, even if I swim hard, I'll end up where I started.
{\an8}ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA - Asakusa Kid 00:05
{\an8}ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA
Fine, then what were you doing today? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Fine, then what were you doing today?
There were so many horses, so I got excited and bet all my money! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
There were so many horses, so I got excited and bet all my m...
That's a horse race. You don't call it a zoo. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
That's a horse race. You don't call it a zoo.
Azuhachi, I'm so impressed. I heard you're all over TV these days. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Azuhachi, I'm so impressed. I heard you're all ove...
By the way, that young fellow, Take. He's improved a lot since I last saw him. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
By the way, that young fellow, Take. He's improved a lo...
These days, people even come just to see his skits. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
These days, people even come just to see his skits.
I kind of heard something through the grapevine. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I kind of heard something through the grapevine.
It's hard to ask, - Asakusa Kid 00:08
It's hard to ask,
The thing is, one of my disciples is running a company, - Asakusa Kid 00:12
The thing is, one of my disciples is running a company,
Are you telling me to retire from the stage? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Are you telling me to retire from the stage?
France-za and Asakusa are losing its people. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
France-za and Asakusa are losing its people.
It's time to sell this place or close it-- - Asakusa Kid 00:04
It's time to sell this place or close it--
Master, I owe you a lot, so I just wanted to help you-- - Asakusa Kid 00:09
Master, I owe you a lot, so I just wanted to help you--
It doesn't have to be now. Please think about it. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
It doesn't have to be now. Please think about it.
Even if you're so-so smart and go to a so-so college, - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Even if you're so-so smart and go to a so-so college,
Yeah, you're right. It becomes dull halfway through. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah, you're right. It becomes dull halfway through.
Well… - Asakusa Kid 00:11
Well…