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Asakusa Kid

It doesn't have to be France-za,somewhere smaller is fine

It doesn't have to be France-za,
somewhere smaller is fine

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It doesn't have to be France-za, somewhere smaller is fine.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:11
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
I really wanna see you onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I really wanna see you onstage.
To tell you the truth, I have an idea for a new skit. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
To tell you the truth, I have an idea for a new skit.
I'm thinking about bringing a dog onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I'm thinking about bringing a dog onstage.
Saying, "What a haul!" - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Saying, "What a haul!"
He goes, "What happened?" - Asakusa Kid 00:05
He goes, "What happened?"
And the other day, when I visited my neighbor, - Asakusa Kid 00:06
And the other day, when I visited my neighbor,
You can't make fun of ugly girls or suicide. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You can't make fun of ugly girls or suicide.
Don't you have anything else that's suitable for TV? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Don't you have anything else that's suitable for T...
How about… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
How about…
Oh, but he said we shouldn't talk about ugly girls, either. - Asakusa Kid 00:07
Oh, but he said we shouldn't talk about ugly girls, eit...
Then, change the first part to the metal bat one? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Then, change the first part to the metal bat one?
But we can't expect a big laugh with that one. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
But we can't expect a big laugh with that one.
All right, that was Comedy Number One. They were both funny, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
All right, that was Comedy Number One. They were both funny,...
Now, will they be able to keep winning? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Now, will they be able to keep winning?
Give it up for Comedy Number One. Thank you, guys. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Give it up for Comedy Number One. Thank you, guys.
How are you all doing? Not too tired from laughing? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
How are you all doing? Not too tired from laughing?
If you want to go to the bathroom or fix your makeup, please do so now. - Asakusa Kid 00:07
If you want to go to the bathroom or fix your makeup, please...
There'll be many more wonderful comedians… - Asakusa Kid 00:10
There'll be many more wonderful comedians…
Many more wonderful comedians… - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Many more wonderful comedians…
No, but… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
No, but…