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Asakusa Kid

I've seen various comedians' skits, but Master's skits are the best

I've seen various comedians' skits, but Master's skits are the best

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I've seen various comedians' skits,
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but Master's skits are the best.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:51
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
It's like… - Asakusa Kid 00:12
It's like…
Gee. My skits are the best? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Gee. My skits are the best?
You don't know anything about comedy, you little shit. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You don't know anything about comedy, you little shit.
Nothing. Do you want some steamed cakes? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Nothing. Do you want some steamed cakes?
That "I'm enjoying my youth" look. It's embarrassing to watch. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
That "I'm enjoying my youth" look. It's ...
Why are you working here as… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Why are you working here as…
I was traveling around Japan acting and singing in a troupe, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I was traveling around Japan acting and singing in a troupe,
Yeah. I'm the aniki and Takayama is my sworn younger brother. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah. I'm the aniki and Takayama is my sworn younger br...
And after Takayama leaves, I'll say, "I've got to pick up a hot chick, too," - Asakusa Kid 00:07
And after Takayama leaves, I'll say, "I've go...
Yeah, I'll tell you what to do so just go along with it. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah, I'll tell you what to do so just go along with it...
-Well, I'm a cocktail waitress… -You fool! Remove it now! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-Well, I'm a cocktail waitress… -You fool! Remove it no...
Listen, Take. Comedians must get a laugh with their skill. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Listen, Take. Comedians must get a laugh with their skill.
If we wanna get it with a funny face, we can put some ugly person onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
If we wanna get it with a funny face, we can put some ugly p...
"I'll be the most beautiful in the world!" - Asakusa Kid 00:06
"I'll be the most beautiful in the world!"
I don't know about other troupes, but if you wanna work under me, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I don't know about other troupes, but if you wanna work...
I'm gonna go to a hotel with that chick now. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I'm gonna go to a hotel with that chick now.
All right. I've got to pick up a hot chick for myself too. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
All right. I've got to pick up a hot chick for myself t...
Hey, Miss, would you like to hang out with me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Hey, Miss, would you like to hang out with me?
You have to reject it. No, you must ignore me and go past. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You have to reject it. No, you must ignore me and go past.
-You told me to ignore… -No, you must say something. Come back! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-You told me to ignore… -No, you must say something. Come ba...