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Asakusa Kid

That crap isn't even entertainment!

That crap isn't even entertainment!

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.025
That crap isn't even entertainment!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:03
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
Two people, just talking nonsense! You wanna charge your audience for that?! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Two people, just talking nonsense! You wanna charge your aud...
You can't do this to Master who's been so good to you. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You can't do this to Master who's been so good to ...
What's the point in making people who seek nudity laugh? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
What's the point in making people who seek nudity laugh...
Even if I get a big laugh here, it won't take me anywhere! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Even if I get a big laugh here, it won't take me anywhe...
When did you learn to say such funny stuff, you bastard? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
When did you learn to say such funny stuff, you bastard?
I… - Asakusa Kid 00:08
I…
A guy like that must not do things half-heartedly, you fool. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
A guy like that must not do things half-heartedly, you fool.
Take? What do you mean by bang? What are you talking about? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Take? What do you mean by bang? What are you talking about?
I wanna do manzai that I've never seen before. - Asakusa Kid 00:09
I wanna do manzai that I've never seen before.
First of all, having "Shokakuya" before our name is so old-fashioned. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
First of all, having "Shokakuya" before our name i...
What? Then, do you wanna change our name? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What? Then, do you wanna change our name?
There was an American comedian named Lenny Bruce. He took drugs and died young. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
There was an American comedian named Lenny Bruce. He took dr...
And this Lenny Bruce guy recklessly talked about racism and criticized religion. - Asakusa Kid 00:09
And this Lenny Bruce guy recklessly talked about racism and ...
There are eight-beat rhythms and four-beat rhythms… - Asakusa Kid 00:11
There are eight-beat rhythms and four-beat rhythms…
TWO BEAT - Asakusa Kid 00:06
TWO BEAT
That guy, Take, who used to perform at France-za… - Asakusa Kid 00:10
That guy, Take, who used to perform at France-za…
They say that now even comedians are going out of their way to watch them. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
They say that now even comedians are going out of their way ...
Oh, yeah? They're that popular now? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Oh, yeah? They're that popular now?
Then sign your name here. Just a formality. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Then sign your name here. Just a formality.
PROMISSORY NOTE 300,000 YEN - Asakusa Kid 00:08
PROMISSORY NOTE 300,000 YEN