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This is a rented house. -No, mister, that's not the point
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Asakusa Kid

This is a rented house.-No, mister, that's not the point

This is a rented house.
-No, mister, that's not the point

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-This is a rented house. -No, mister, that's not the point.
Duration
4 seconds
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23
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:21
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
-Teacher, the school building's rented? -Mister, listen. Here's the thing. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
-Teacher, the school building's rented? -Mister, listen...
Your son may only smoke cigarettes now. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Your son may only smoke cigarettes now.
But smoking could lead to shoplifting. And then, thinner sniffing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
But smoking could lead to shoplifting. And then, thinner sni...
And then, getting locked up. That's how delinquents escalate. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
And then, getting locked up. That's how delinquents esc...
Cut the "I'm sorry" crap! I always tell you to feed the bird. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Cut the "I'm sorry" crap! I always tell you t...
Listen, I've been wanting to say this for a while. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Listen, I've been wanting to say this for a while.
People come to this theater to see us naked. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
People come to this theater to see us naked.
Your job is to make sure that we can concentrate on dancing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Your job is to make sure that we can concentrate on dancing.
DO NOT MASTURBATE - Asakusa Kid 00:04
DO NOT MASTURBATE
Well… about that thing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Well… about that thing.
What? How can a disciple turn down his master's invitation? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What? How can a disciple turn down his master's invitat...
Rather, how can a master take money from his disciple? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Rather, how can a master take money from his disciple?
Here he comes. Take, you'll accept my challenge, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Here he comes. Take, you'll accept my challenge, right?
You see? This is what makes you and him different. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You see? This is what makes you and him different.
Would you rather 50 yen per point? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Would you rather 50 yen per point?
I like that. I accept your challenge, you bastard. Bring it on! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I like that. I accept your challenge, you bastard. Bring it ...
I've decided to do manzai with Kiyoshi who used to perform here. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I've decided to do manzai with Kiyoshi who used to perf...
Now that you can do skits a bit better, you want out? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Now that you can do skits a bit better, you want out?
What can a fool like you with half-baked skills do out there?! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What can a fool like you with half-baked skills do out there...
And manzai of all things? What've you learned from me, you bastard? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
And manzai of all things? What've you learned from me, ...