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Asakusa Kid

TWO BEAT The law will be changed next year

TWO BEAT The law will be changed next year

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The law will be changed next year.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:27
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
-Anyone over 80 will be put to death. -How could you! That's nonsense! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-Anyone over 80 will be put to death. -How could you! That&#...
-But I'm kind to the elderly. -Oh, are you? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
-But I'm kind to the elderly. -Oh, are you?
-She might get hit by a car! -So many accidents lately. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
-She might get hit by a car! -So many accidents lately.
-There are lots. -"Caution does no harm." - Asakusa Kid 00:08
-There are lots. -"Caution does no harm."
"Let's run the red light together." - Asakusa Kid 00:06
"Let's run the red light together."
And "A grandma buys tampons to show off." - Asakusa Kid 00:05
And "A grandma buys tampons to show off."
"No worries. The grandma has no future." - Asakusa Kid 00:07
"No worries. The grandma has no future."
"Beware! Ugly girls try to get groped." - Asakusa Kid 00:06
"Beware! Ugly girls try to get groped."
-Before Tokyo, he'd never seen a person. -Hey! - Asakusa Kid 00:04
-Before Tokyo, he'd never seen a person. -Hey!
-No we don't! -They call any plane a B-29! - Asakusa Kid 00:04
-No we don't! -They call any plane a B-29!
I am Tsukikage Musashi… - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I am Tsukikage Musashi…
I was giving a cool speech. Wait until I finish. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
I was giving a cool speech. Wait until I finish.
-Were you waiting for me? -I was waiting for you! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-Were you waiting for me? -I was waiting for you!
Oh, then, come here. Right here. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Oh, then, come here. Right here.
This one and this one. Put them here. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
This one and this one. Put them here.
Then, a screw. Like this… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Then, a screw. Like this…
They do magic tricks and rakugo, right? Show us. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
They do magic tricks and rakugo, right? Show us.
I know it's next Friday, but we suddenly have an opening. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
I know it's next Friday, but we suddenly have an openin...
Well, we have to do manzai here… - Asakusa Kid 00:08
Well, we have to do manzai here…
-You know Mr. Taniguchi's wife, right? -Yeah. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
-You know Mr. Taniguchi's wife, right? -Yeah.