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Well, I'm a cocktail waitress… -You fool! Remove it now!
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Asakusa Kid

Well, I'm a cocktail waitress…-You fool! Remove it now!

Well, I'm a cocktail waitress…
-You fool! Remove it now!

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-Well, I'm a cocktail waitress… -You fool! Remove it now!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:05
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
Listen, Take. Comedians must get a laugh with their skill. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Listen, Take. Comedians must get a laugh with their skill.
If we wanna get it with a funny face, we can put some ugly person onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
If we wanna get it with a funny face, we can put some ugly p...
"I'll be the most beautiful in the world!" - Asakusa Kid 00:06
"I'll be the most beautiful in the world!"
I don't know about other troupes, but if you wanna work under me, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I don't know about other troupes, but if you wanna work...
I'm gonna go to a hotel with that chick now. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I'm gonna go to a hotel with that chick now.
All right. I've got to pick up a hot chick for myself too. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
All right. I've got to pick up a hot chick for myself t...
Hey, Miss, would you like to hang out with me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Hey, Miss, would you like to hang out with me?
You have to reject it. No, you must ignore me and go past. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You have to reject it. No, you must ignore me and go past.
-You told me to ignore… -No, you must say something. Come back! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-You told me to ignore… -No, you must say something. Come ba...
I… I was gonna go shopping. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
I… I was gonna go shopping.
Hey, I paid to see this! Don't tell me what to do. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Hey, I paid to see this! Don't tell me what to do.
We don't ask you to watch us. We offer you comedy. So shut up and watch! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
We don't ask you to watch us. We offer you comedy. So s...
You're a comedian, so speak. Say something funny. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You're a comedian, so speak. Say something funny.
What?! Excuse me? Oh, do you wanna spend a night with me? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What?! Excuse me? Oh, do you wanna spend a night with me?
What are you doing all of a sudden?! There's no such chick! And you're a guy! - Asakusa Kid 00:06
What are you doing all of a sudden?! There's no such ch...
Master ragged me after that like, "You suck!" - Asakusa Kid 00:07
Master ragged me after that like, "You suck!"
It's okay. I'm with that guy all the time. Can you imagine? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
It's okay. I'm with that guy all the time. Can you...
Oh, Inoue. Have you finished writing the skit you told me about? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Oh, Inoue. Have you finished writing the skit you told me ab...
Oh, yes, a rough outline. I'll ask Master to read it tomorrow. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Oh, yes, a rough outline. I'll ask Master to read it to...
No, I'm just an aspiring writer I hope I can become one someday. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
No, I'm just an aspiring writer I hope I can become one...