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What?! You fool! Are you messing with me?
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Asakusa Kid

What?! You fool! Are you messing with me?

What?! You fool! Are you messing with me?

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What?! You fool! Are you messing with me?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:46
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
Whether it's singing or dancing, you must have a skill to perform onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Whether it's singing or dancing, you must have a skill ...
Oh, but I like jazz. I used to work part-time at a jazz cafe. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Oh, but I like jazz. I used to work part-time at a jazz cafe...
Don't just clam up. Entertainers need to have quick comebacks. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Don't just clam up. Entertainers need to have quick com...
You suddenly asked him about his skill so he's confused. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You suddenly asked him about his skill so he's confused...
I really like your skits, Master. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
I really like your skits, Master.
I've seen various comedians' skits, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I've seen various comedians' skits,
It's like… - Asakusa Kid 00:12
It's like…
Gee. My skits are the best? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Gee. My skits are the best?
You don't know anything about comedy, you little shit. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You don't know anything about comedy, you little shit.
Nothing. Do you want some steamed cakes? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Nothing. Do you want some steamed cakes?
That "I'm enjoying my youth" look. It's embarrassing to watch. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
That "I'm enjoying my youth" look. It's ...
Why are you working here as… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Why are you working here as…
I was traveling around Japan acting and singing in a troupe, - Asakusa Kid 00:07
I was traveling around Japan acting and singing in a troupe,
Yeah. I'm the aniki and Takayama is my sworn younger brother. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah. I'm the aniki and Takayama is my sworn younger br...
And after Takayama leaves, I'll say, "I've got to pick up a hot chick, too," - Asakusa Kid 00:07
And after Takayama leaves, I'll say, "I've go...
Yeah, I'll tell you what to do so just go along with it. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Yeah, I'll tell you what to do so just go along with it...
-Well, I'm a cocktail waitress… -You fool! Remove it now! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-Well, I'm a cocktail waitress… -You fool! Remove it no...
Listen, Take. Comedians must get a laugh with their skill. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Listen, Take. Comedians must get a laugh with their skill.
If we wanna get it with a funny face, we can put some ugly person onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
If we wanna get it with a funny face, we can put some ugly p...
"I'll be the most beautiful in the world!" - Asakusa Kid 00:06
"I'll be the most beautiful in the world!"