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When did you learn to say such funny stuff, you bastard?
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Asakusa Kid

When did you learn to saysuch funny stuff, you bastard?

When did you learn to say
such funny stuff, you bastard?

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When did you learn to say such funny stuff, you bastard?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:59
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
I… - Asakusa Kid 00:08
I…
A guy like that must not do things half-heartedly, you fool. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
A guy like that must not do things half-heartedly, you fool.
Take? What do you mean by bang? What are you talking about? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Take? What do you mean by bang? What are you talking about?
I wanna do manzai that I've never seen before. - Asakusa Kid 00:09
I wanna do manzai that I've never seen before.
First of all, having "Shokakuya" before our name is so old-fashioned. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
First of all, having "Shokakuya" before our name i...
What? Then, do you wanna change our name? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What? Then, do you wanna change our name?
There was an American comedian named Lenny Bruce. He took drugs and died young. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
There was an American comedian named Lenny Bruce. He took dr...
And this Lenny Bruce guy recklessly talked about racism and criticized religion. - Asakusa Kid 00:09
And this Lenny Bruce guy recklessly talked about racism and ...
There are eight-beat rhythms and four-beat rhythms… - Asakusa Kid 00:11
There are eight-beat rhythms and four-beat rhythms…
TWO BEAT - Asakusa Kid 00:06
TWO BEAT
That guy, Take, who used to perform at France-za… - Asakusa Kid 00:10
That guy, Take, who used to perform at France-za…
They say that now even comedians are going out of their way to watch them. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
They say that now even comedians are going out of their way ...
Oh, yeah? They're that popular now? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Oh, yeah? They're that popular now?
Then sign your name here. Just a formality. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Then sign your name here. Just a formality.
PROMISSORY NOTE 300,000 YEN - Asakusa Kid 00:08
PROMISSORY NOTE 300,000 YEN
You should've told us sooner. We were getting ready for it. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You should've told us sooner. We were getting ready for...
Shut up. Rather than complain, bring people in. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Shut up. Rather than complain, bring people in.
TWO BEAT - Asakusa Kid 00:07
TWO BEAT
-Anyone over 80 will be put to death. -How could you! That's nonsense! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
-Anyone over 80 will be put to death. -How could you! That&#...
-But I'm kind to the elderly. -Oh, are you? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
-But I'm kind to the elderly. -Oh, are you?