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Asakusa Kid

Your son may only smoke cigarettes now

Your son may only smoke cigarettes now

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.333
Your son may only smoke cigarettes now.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:29
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
But smoking could lead to shoplifting. And then, thinner sniffing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
But smoking could lead to shoplifting. And then, thinner sni...
And then, getting locked up. That's how delinquents escalate. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
And then, getting locked up. That's how delinquents esc...
Cut the "I'm sorry" crap! I always tell you to feed the bird. - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Cut the "I'm sorry" crap! I always tell you t...
Listen, I've been wanting to say this for a while. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Listen, I've been wanting to say this for a while.
People come to this theater to see us naked. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
People come to this theater to see us naked.
Your job is to make sure that we can concentrate on dancing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Your job is to make sure that we can concentrate on dancing.
DO NOT MASTURBATE - Asakusa Kid 00:04
DO NOT MASTURBATE
Well… about that thing. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Well… about that thing.
What? How can a disciple turn down his master's invitation? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What? How can a disciple turn down his master's invitat...
Rather, how can a master take money from his disciple? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Rather, how can a master take money from his disciple?
Here he comes. Take, you'll accept my challenge, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Here he comes. Take, you'll accept my challenge, right?
You see? This is what makes you and him different. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
You see? This is what makes you and him different.
Would you rather 50 yen per point? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Would you rather 50 yen per point?
I like that. I accept your challenge, you bastard. Bring it on! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I like that. I accept your challenge, you bastard. Bring it ...
I've decided to do manzai with Kiyoshi who used to perform here. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I've decided to do manzai with Kiyoshi who used to perf...
Now that you can do skits a bit better, you want out? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Now that you can do skits a bit better, you want out?
What can a fool like you with half-baked skills do out there?! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
What can a fool like you with half-baked skills do out there...
And manzai of all things? What've you learned from me, you bastard? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
And manzai of all things? What've you learned from me, ...
That crap isn't even entertainment! - Asakusa Kid 00:04
That crap isn't even entertainment!
Two people, just talking nonsense! You wanna charge your audience for that?! - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Two people, just talking nonsense! You wanna charge your aud...