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You're so sexy onstage
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Asakusa Kid

You're so sexy onstage

You're so sexy onstage

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You're so sexy onstage.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:45
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
biography, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Before he hit it big, Takeshi Kitano got his start apprenticing with comedy legend Fukami of Asakusa. But as his star rises, his mentor's declines.
The way you stand and the way you talk… - Asakusa Kid 00:13
The way you stand and the way you talk…
It doesn't have to be France-za, somewhere smaller is fine. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
It doesn't have to be France-za, somewhere smaller is f...
I really wanna see you onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I really wanna see you onstage.
To tell you the truth, I have an idea for a new skit. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
To tell you the truth, I have an idea for a new skit.
I'm thinking about bringing a dog onstage. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
I'm thinking about bringing a dog onstage.
Saying, "What a haul!" - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Saying, "What a haul!"
He goes, "What happened?" - Asakusa Kid 00:05
He goes, "What happened?"
And the other day, when I visited my neighbor, - Asakusa Kid 00:06
And the other day, when I visited my neighbor,
You can't make fun of ugly girls or suicide. - Asakusa Kid 00:04
You can't make fun of ugly girls or suicide.
Don't you have anything else that's suitable for TV? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Don't you have anything else that's suitable for T...
How about… - Asakusa Kid 00:06
How about…
Oh, but he said we shouldn't talk about ugly girls, either. - Asakusa Kid 00:07
Oh, but he said we shouldn't talk about ugly girls, eit...
Then, change the first part to the metal bat one? - Asakusa Kid 00:06
Then, change the first part to the metal bat one?
But we can't expect a big laugh with that one. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
But we can't expect a big laugh with that one.
All right, that was Comedy Number One. They were both funny, right? - Asakusa Kid 00:05
All right, that was Comedy Number One. They were both funny,...
Now, will they be able to keep winning? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
Now, will they be able to keep winning?
Give it up for Comedy Number One. Thank you, guys. - Asakusa Kid 00:05
Give it up for Comedy Number One. Thank you, guys.
How are you all doing? Not too tired from laughing? - Asakusa Kid 00:04
How are you all doing? Not too tired from laughing?
If you want to go to the bathroom or fix your makeup, please do so now. - Asakusa Kid 00:07
If you want to go to the bathroom or fix your makeup, please...
There'll be many more wonderful comedians… - Asakusa Kid 00:10
There'll be many more wonderful comedians…