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Ashens and the Polybius Heist

A motley crew of misfits hunt down an infamous '80s arcade game that can supposedly control people's minds.

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Riyad Barmania

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17 wins & 4 nominations

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[Jarred sighs] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Um, uh, wow... [chuckles] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Um, uh, wow... [chuckles]

You know, 68,000 people
are injured every year - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

You know, 68,000 people are injured every year

Um, you know,
lawnmowers remind me of, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Um, you know, lawnmowers remind me of,

- Clippings everywhere.
- [Jarred panting] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- Clippings everywhere. - [Jarred panting]

[sighs] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[light dramatic music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[light dramatic music]

Okay, before we go, I would
like to say a few words. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Okay, before we go, I would like to say a few words.

This is absolutely hopeless. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

This is absolutely hopeless.

Oh, no, that's perfect
for us because we - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Oh, no, that's perfect for us because we

What we are about to do - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

What we are about to do

- Confidence?
- Yes, confidence. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- Confidence? - Yes, confidence.

And that is something
we don't have a lot of. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

And that is something we don't have a lot of.

We've got Annalise
whose positivity - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We've got Annalise whose positivity

We've got Vocal whose constant
voice training exercise - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We've got Vocal whose constant voice training exercise

We've got Ryan
who is the only person - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We've got Ryan who is the only person

We've got Benny
whose irritating curiosity - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We've got Benny whose irritating curiosity

We've got Yiannis,
I still don't really know - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We've got Yiannis, I still don't really know

And of course, Cube,
who once got stuck - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

And of course, Cube, who once got stuck

Some poor prat who turned
his hording problem - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Some poor prat who turned his hording problem

What I'm saying,
ladies and gentlemen, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

What I'm saying, ladies and gentlemen,

None of us have been
blessed with good looks, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

None of us have been blessed with good looks,

But this is
what makes us stronger - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

But this is what makes us stronger

We are the No Confidence Crew. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We are the No Confidence Crew.

We will not be beaten,
we will not be stopped. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

We will not be beaten, we will not be stopped.

And there is nobody else I would
rather do this thing with. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

And there is nobody else I would rather do this thing with.

[dramatic music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[dramatic music]

[light music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[computer beeping] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[computer beeping]

All right, people,
let's get ready to roll. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

All right, people, let's get ready to roll.

[video feed buzzing] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[video feed buzzing]

- [helmet thudding]
- [video feed whirring] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- [helmet thudding] - [video feed whirring]

Okay, Team Soaring Eagle
of Destiny go to work. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Okay, Team Soaring Eagle of Destiny go to work.

[van door slamming] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[van door slamming]

You've got 30 minutes
to get in, get the package, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

You've got 30 minutes to get in, get the package,

Now, let's see what we can see. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Now, let's see what we can see.

Okay, switching to shelf cam. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Okay, switching to shelf cam.

Uh, yes, we're here
to see Dr. Christine Ashen. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Uh, yes, we're here to see Dr. Christine Ashen.

[Cube]
Zooming, zooming. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Cube] Zooming, zooming.

- Name please?
- [Cube] Guys, the newspaper is blocking the list. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- Name please? - [Cube] Guys, the newspaper is blocking the ...

- Sweden, yes.
- [suspenseful music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- Sweden, yes. - [suspenseful music]

Ah, that's well and good, sir,
but I'm going to need a name please. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Ah, that's well and good, sir, but I'm going to ne...

[Cube]
Just say something. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Cube] Just say something.

Yes, my name
is a series of words - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Yes, my name is a series of words

[Cube]
Ah, Jesus Christ. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Cube] Ah, Jesus Christ.

[suspenseful music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[suspenseful music]

[Cube] Team Soaring Eagle of
Destiny, do you read me? - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Cube] Team Soaring Eagle of Destiny, do you read me?

I am turning off
the electricity... now. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

I am turning off the electricity... now.

[suspenseful music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[suspenseful music]

I can confirm identity
of Steve Wedding and guest. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

I can confirm identity of Steve Wedding and guest.

Here are your passes. If you'd
like to go down the corridor - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Here are your passes. If you'd like to go down the corr...

Oh, there's trouble brewing. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Oh, there's trouble brewing.

Or my name ain't Jake Steel. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Or my name ain't Jake Steel.

[Cube] Team Boiled Celery,
gear up and start making - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Cube] Team Boiled Celery, gear up and start making

- Tell me about it.
- [Cube] Okay, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- Tell me about it. - [Cube] Okay,

[alert beeping] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[alert beeping]

- The phone's not going to ring.
- [phone ringing] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- The phone's not going to ring. - [phone ringing]

Why not, I'll meet
down at the park. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Why not, I'll meet down at the park.

[grate creaking] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[grate creaking]

[grate clanking] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[grate clanking]

Team Boiled Celery, walk
straight up to the scanner. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Team Boiled Celery, walk straight up to the scanner.

[scanner beeping] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[scanner beeping]

[Cube] Well,
their facial topography system - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Cube] Well, their facial topography system

Don't bother, Cube, I've got a
nice dependable low-tech solution. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Don't bother, Cube, I've got a nice dependable low...

[scanner whirring] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[scanner whirring]

What is taking him so long? - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

What is taking him so long?

[deeply exhales] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[deeply exhales]

[door creaking] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[door creaking]

What can I do for you, Jarred? - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

What can I do for you, Jarred?

What... um, how, how's it going? - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

What... um, how, how's it going?

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Listen, if there
isn't anything else, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Listen, if there isn't anything else,

I know what you're saying, Pat, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

I know what you're saying, Pat,

Come on, Jarred.
You are the sweatiest, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Come on, Jarred. You are the sweatiest,

You can do this, mate. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

You can do this, mate.

I could leave
or I could stay here... - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

I could leave or I could stay here...

Well, I want to talk to you
about that beautiful... - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Well, I want to talk to you about that beautiful...

[chuckling] Man, a bit of
a collector actually, yeah. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[chuckling] Man, a bit of a collector actually, yeah.

Well, I'd have to say
my favorite would have to be - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Well, I'd have to say my favorite would have to be

Just getting your leg over, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Just getting your leg over,

Nestle myself right in,
becoming one with it, you know? - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Nestle myself right in, becoming one with it, you know?

Easing myself in there. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Easing myself in there.

I turn on the engine and I feel
the rumbling underneath me. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

I turn on the engine and I feel the rumbling underneath me.

Oh, the purring of potential. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Oh, the purring of potential.

- Oh, can you imagine that?
- Yes. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- Oh, can you imagine that? - Yes.

Well, now, imagine me putting
my foot on the pedal gently, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Well, now, imagine me putting my foot on the pedal gently,

- [Christine sighs]
- Then when it's ready, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

- [Christine sighs] - Then when it's ready,

[Christine moaning] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

[Christine moaning]

Now that is what
I call satisfaction. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Now that is what I call satisfaction.

Good man, Jarred. Well done. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Good man, Jarred. Well done.

Ashens and the Polybius Heist poster

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A motley crew of misfits hunt down an infamous '80s arcade game that can supposedly control people's minds.

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Director: Riyad Barmania

Writer: Stuart Ashen, Riyad Barmania, Daniel Hardcastle

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 19 Nov 2020

Awards: 17 wins & 4 nominations

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