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Ashens and the Polybius Heist

Ashens, the reason I'm here other than to seepriceless artifacts destroyed, is to talk to...

Ashens, the reason I'm here other than to see
priceless artifacts destroyed, is to talk to you
about your sister

Full Transcript

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Ashens, the reason I'm here
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other than to see priceless artifacts destroyed,
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is to talk to you about your sister.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:31
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A motley crew of misfits hunt down an infamous '80s arcade game that can supposedly control people's minds.
- Oh, hi, Dad. - [man through phone] Hi, Mr. Agonist. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:07
- Oh, hi, Dad. - [man through phone] Hi, Mr. Agonist.
[man] Sorry, no, this is the council. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:08
[man] Sorry, no, this is the council.
- [man] You're confused, I just... What the f... - Love you. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:04
- [man] You're confused, I just... What the f... - Love...
I'm going to send you a signed copy of my third autobiography. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:06
I'm going to send you a signed copy of my third autobio...
[door creaking] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:07
[door creaking]
This is, how you say, a family full of mess. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:05
This is, how you say, a family full of mess.
- [dramatic music] - [lawnmower rumbling] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:05
- [dramatic music] - [lawnmower rumbling]
[door creaking] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:07
[door creaking]
I'm going to ask you a question and I want an honest answer. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:05
I'm going to ask you a question and I want an honest an...
It's just their shape, you know? - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:06
It's just their shape, you know?
But, um, do be careful, Chris. - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:04
But, um, do be careful, Chris.
- What do you mean? - [door creaking] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:15
- What do you mean? - [door creaking]
- [alarm beeping] - [dramatic music] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:07
- [alarm beeping] - [dramatic music]
- Uh, two days from now! - [Vocal humming] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:06
- Uh, two days from now! - [Vocal humming]
- I don't understand. - [team yelling over each other] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:05
- I don't understand. - [team yelling over each other]
[team yelling over each other] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:07
[team yelling over each other]
[Jarred sighs] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:06
[Jarred sighs]
Um, uh, wow... [chuckles] - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:07
Um, uh, wow... [chuckles]
You know, 68,000 people are injured every year - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:06
You know, 68,000 people are injured every year
Um, you know, lawnmowers remind me of, - Ashens and the Polybius Heist 00:17
Um, you know, lawnmowers remind me of,